It all stems from this and this LJ entries. Note: I've never been so hyper in life as I have today.

*too lazy to but bold tags*

Random Guy says:
Hi wifey, how was your day?
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
I'm washing our half kids half clothes ;D
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
How's yours?
Random Guy says:
where'd we get half-kid's clothes again? xD
I'm great, I was bored so I went to visit my other wife when you were gone like a typical guy would *_*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
*Typial-other-wife-slap* xD
THe half kid clothes shop, of course!
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Typical*
Random Guy says:
xDDD What was half-kids name again?
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Uh. He has a name? We didn't name him?
Random Guy says:
let's quickly invent something before he starts asking questions *_*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
xD
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
I can't think.
Random Guy says:
how about.. demi-kid? xDD
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Lmfao! Demi-kid. That'll do.
Random Guy says:
xDDD this is so nuts
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Most likely. Demi-kid is goinmg to need a therapist.
Random Guy says:
and some prosthetic legs xD *dies*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
MADE OF CANDY CANES!
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
...I dunno where that came frm. *dies*
Random Guy says:
xDD He could eat his legs! how cool is that! xDD
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Yay! If he got hungry, He could just eat them.
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
How odd. o_o
Random Guy says:
xDDDDDDD
Random Guy says:
*dies laughing*
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
Poor kid. We'll have to buy him new legs every week xD
Random Guy says:
xDD This is the best convo ever
Chii { Panties do not go on your head. ;P } says:
I'd quote from it, but I'm too lazy. *_*;
Random Guy says:
I will instead xDD