Fuglier than a cheese grader! = me
Where do you find A dog with no legs? Duh...where you left him! = my best friend Kater.

Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?def=Nic Clickety! Nooooowwwwww!
Where do you find A dog with no legs? Duh...where you left him! says:
plz dont scare me anymore for the night lady...
Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
x.X
Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
It's fun!
Fuglier than a cheese grader! says:
Now beat my monkey!


...It makes sense, I swear.