Kawaii Ryûkishi Is TOO FUNNY

[The Man]

Oh, god. This thread is so full of truth and wisdom. I don't even know where to begin.

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Originally posted by Nemesis the Warlock Who is for building him a temple? I don't think a temple is necessary. Just lots and lots of Japanese schoolgirls.

There are too many funny 'Kishi quotes for me even to scratch the surface, but these are the ones that have come to mind most readily:

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
The FFVIII forum is part of Eyes on Final Fantasy. It is not recognized as an independent community. Any revolutionaries who may attempt to change this will be promptly smashed beneath mine iron fist.

Most of his posts in this thread are Pulitzer material, in my opinion.

There was also this, which I found especially notable for the entire verse from the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" and the fact that 'Kishi is kinda the antithesis of a newbie:

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

Originally posted by merizabeth
I noticed that since the onset of summer, there have been a huge influx of n00bs, and I figured perhaps it may be nice to have a place that's warm and fuzzy and full of hugs. And everybody can get to know eachother a little better!

*Hugs all the cute fuzzy newbies*


*except that crusty lookin' one over there*


So this isn't closed immediately for spam, answer me these questions three:


What is your name?

Steve Bueno.

What is your quest?

To hunt and kill Michael Gonzales.

What is your favorite color?

I went down to the Chelsea drugstore to get your prescription filled. I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy, and man, did he look pretty ill. We decided that we would have a soda (my favorite flavor, cherry red). I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy, yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead." I said to him, "You can't always get what you want, no. You can't always get what you want, I tell ya, baby. You can't always get what you want, no, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need. Oh, yes! Woo!"

YAY!

No.

Originally posted by Silverlocke
"Hey! Myles! You aren't a newbie! Get out of the thread! "


"One more interruption and you'll be making your wee comments from a hospital bed."

Yes.

There was also a thread in which he called me "Kishi Lite," but unfortunately that thread got pruned and I don't have it saved to my hard drive. Needless to say, though, that was one of my favourite 'Kishi quotes. it's right here, and it remains one of my favourites:

Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
Incredible perversion and cruel sarcasm notwithstanding, The Man is, like, Kishi Lite. I criticize Ted Woolsey, and I feel justified. Then I see The Man doing it, and I think, "Holy cats, is that me? O_o"

It's as if I freak out when I see a full moon, transform into The Man, and become frighteningly agressive toward inaccurate translations and unmarked spoilers. Stuff like that makes me nervous that I'm going to black out one day and wake up later in a room full of corpses and covered in other people's blood.

If I think of anything else that was just pure hilarity, I'll post it. Just reading all the posts that come up in his search profile is exceedingly fun. I can't think of many users whose posts I've searched for just for the hell of it who ever managed to hold my attention for long, and 'Kishi was one of them. Of course, now I don't have time to do things like reading through all of a user's posts, which is obviously a shame.

Peace
Stuffed Manny