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Thread: Kawaii Ryűkishi Is TOO FUNNY

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    Oh, god. This thread is so full of truth and wisdom. I don't even know where to begin.

    38BCEE
    Quote Originally Posted by 38BCEE
    Originally posted by Nemesis the Warlock
    Who is for building him a temple?
    I don't think a temple is necessary. Just lots and lots of Japanese schoolgirls.

    There are too many funny 'Kishi quotes for me even to scratch the surface, but these are the ones that have come to mind most readily:

    Quote Originally Posted by 38BCEE
    Originally posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi
    The FFVIII forum is part of Eyes on Final Fantasy. It is not recognized as an independent community. Any revolutionaries who may attempt to change this will be promptly smashed beneath mine iron fist.
    Most of his posts in this thread are Pulitzer material, in my opinion.

    There was also this, which I found especially notable for the entire verse from the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want" and the fact that 'Kishi is kinda the antithesis of a newbie:

    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    Originally posted by merizabeth
    I noticed that since the onset of summer, there have been a huge influx of n00bs, and I figured perhaps it may be nice to have a place that's warm and fuzzy and full of hugs. And everybody can get to know eachother a little better!

    *Hugs all the cute fuzzy newbies*


    *except that crusty lookin' one over there*


    So this isn't closed immediately for spam, answer me these questions three:


    What is your name?
    Steve Bueno.
    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    What is your quest?
    To hunt and kill Michael Gonzales.
    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    What is your favorite color?
    I went down to the Chelsea drugstore to get your prescription filled. I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy, and man, did he look pretty ill. We decided that we would have a soda (my favorite flavor, cherry red). I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy, yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead." I said to him, "You can't always get what you want, no. You can't always get what you want, I tell ya, baby. You can't always get what you want, no, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need. Oh, yes! Woo!"
    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    YAY!
    No.
    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    Originally posted by Silverlocke
    "Hey! Myles! You aren't a newbie! Get out of the thread! "


    "One more interruption and you'll be making your wee comments from a hospital bed."
    Yes.
    There was also a thread in which he called me "Kishi Lite," but unfortunately that thread got pruned and I don't have it saved to my hard drive. Needless to say, though, that was one of my favourite 'Kishi quotes. it's right here, and it remains one of my favourites:

    Quote Originally Posted by 38bcee
    Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
    Incredible perversion and cruel sarcasm notwithstanding, The Man is, like, Kishi Lite. I criticize Ted Woolsey, and I feel justified. Then I see The Man doing it, and I think, "Holy cats, is that me? O_o"

    It's as if I freak out when I see a full moon, transform into The Man, and become frighteningly agressive toward inaccurate translations and unmarked spoilers. Stuff like that makes me nervous that I'm going to black out one day and wake up later in a room full of corpses and covered in other people's blood.
    If I think of anything else that was just pure hilarity, I'll post it. Just reading all the posts that come up in his search profile is exceedingly fun. I can't think of many users whose posts I've searched for just for the hell of it who ever managed to hold my attention for long, and 'Kishi was one of them. Of course, now I don't have time to do things like reading through all of a user's posts, which is obviously a shame.

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    You people sicken me.

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    Don't we have a rule against threads discussing the greatness of one specific member?

    This might only stay closed for a whopping 2.83 seconds, but, hey, I tried.

    In the spirit of Kishi-quoting (and with apologies for misspellings): Thread-san, omae wa mo shinderu. *kills*

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    I thought that rule was against threads that were "What do you people think of me?" polls.

    Wasn't someone supposed to write all this crap down? >=O
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    I guess I'll reopen this, since we don't have a rule against these types of thread.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    ...Too Funny

    I came in here 'cause I thought it was a "I'm sick of Kishi" thread, oh well... *walks off*

    KishiI'm joking of course.:rolleyes2

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    One time back when I was a newbie, Kishi yelled at me for calling the black magic spell Meteor "Meteo" on a poll that I made. Ever since then, I has been afraid of him.

    ...but besides all that, Kishi is cool. Very funny, indeed.

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    i've never tought of kishi as being funny. he was always serious about things.:rolleyes2
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    That Kishi, boy I tell ya, he's one scary guy.
    Boo!

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    Kawaii who...?


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    edczxcvbnm went on a fake rant on a newbie once and we thought it was pretty funny when he posted edczxcvbnm's sig:



    after edczxcvbnm fake rant post.

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    'Kishi was one of the 4 or so people who came by the old Xeongears forum. For that reason, and that reason alone, he is a god.
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    Shall all hell break loose?

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    Not that I'm against this... but is there a particular reason this is going on?

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    No, there's not. And that's why it's been allowed to continue.

    And I also notice that Kishi hasn't even responded to this. :rolleyes2

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