Kawaii Ryûkishi Is TOO FUNNY

[Daryl]

Originally posted by ShlupQuack
Not that I'm against this... but is there a particular reason this is going on?

I tried to stop it, but apparently I'm powerless against the rampant Kishi fandom.

[Agent Proto]

I don't remember a rule against threads on acertain member. Unless we receive too many threads of that kind, maybe they would soon get banned.

[Nait]

Originally posted by Agent Proto
I don't remember a rule against threads on acertain member. Unless we receive too many threads of that kind, maybe they would soon get banned.

I like the way you think. *visualises a banned Kishi* Whoa. Trippy.

[Ferenan]

I don't like him, and I don't find him funny. I think he tries too hard.

[Sheik]

He's still a mystery to me.

[Squally Leonharty]

Yeah, he loves me. *is a Japanese schoolgirl* *wink wink*


Anything stated above is nothing but lies! All nothing but lies. They don't contain ANY truth.

Edit: Ok ok, that was exaggerated, but Kishi still loves me, yeah.

[Cz]

Yes...yes he is. Hopefully, the 'Kishi fan club will not become a religion. Tsk, tsk! Those poor schoolgirls...

[Sefie1999AD]

Great Kishi quotes? Let's see...

Originally posted by Kishi
"Pants"? Christ, pants is more of a swear than "penis." I'm going to keep pretending that "P****" is "PANTS."

Kishi in a thread discussing about FF: TSW
To conceive such a significant story element and then never even hint at it in the actual narrative is what I call "disgustingly bad story-telling."

In a chat between Seph1999AD and Kishi
Kawaii Ryûkishi: You're my best friend.

More from a chat between Seph1999AD and Kishi
Sephiroth1999AD: BTW If you have time, can you give me your overall opinions and descriptions about FFX and FFT. I have played a bit of both, but not much really.
Kawaii Ryûkishi: They both rock hard. Play them, dop. *bop*

Even more from a chat between Seph1999AD and Kishi
Kawaii Ryûkishi: Awakening is usually a good thing. Or, y'know, a bad thing, too, if whoever's awakening is evil.

Again from the chat between Seph and Kishi
Kawaii Ryûkishi: Cha cha.

Some more from you-know-what-chat (read above)
Kawaii Ryûkishi: Ka-razy.

Same chat, but I think you guessed it
Sephiroth1999AD: The Man seems to be online in AIM. Lookout! xD
Kawaii Ryûkishi: *holds Y for power*

Ok, I promise this will be the last quote from that Seph-Kishi chat
Kawaii Ryûkishi: Cry me a river.

[Del Murder]

This thread almost makes me want to either 'leave the board forever', or vomit. Almost.

[q="Kawaii Ryûkishi"]I like Simon because he's like Del Murder without the downside of being a gigantic fool. *trapdoor*[/q]
[q="Del Murder"]That's a downside?[/q]
[q="Kawaii Ryûkishi"]Ya see, this is what I'm talking about, right here.[/q]
One time I called him 'kissie' in a thread and he abused his mod powers and edited it so it says 'kishi'. FUNNY GUY!

[Kalen]

Oh ah needs teh Kishiness. WHERE'S TEH KISHINESS?! *sobs*

[The PC Fascist]

Kishi is my rival in hentai AND japanese schoolgirl...faned...ness...hey, kishi, what is shota?

EDIT: I hope to castro that you don't know what shota is.

[Cz]

Shouldn't this be in General Squaresoft? That way, 'Kishi would be around to say 'THIS IS GREAT NEWS!!!!111 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SQUARESOFT!!!!!!1111

*fondly remembers*

By the way, has anybody noticed 'Kishi's uncanny resamblance to the highly edible Quiche? Does anyone know what he tastes like?

[The Man]

Hey, you could always ask any schoolgirl from Japan. Chances are, one of them would know.

Incidentally, 'Kishi's name on ASC is currently "Quiche-E." Or at least it was the last time I checked. Coincidence? Maybe not. :rolleyes2

Peace
Kilgore Trout

[Rydia of Mist]

Originally posted by Kilgore Trout
Incidentally, 'Kishi's name on ASC is currently "Quiche-E." Or at least it was the last time I checked.

*giggle giggle* i r teh geenyus

...Y'know, he's probably not going to reply to this topic simply due to the fact that it's about him and we expect him to.

[The Man]

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
...Y'know, he's probably not going to reply to this topic simply due to the fact that it's about him and we expect him to.

Either that, or he's going to taunt us until the thread is practically dead, then make his first reply with an earth-shatteringly hilarious phrase that will make everything we've posted thus far pale in comparison. :rolleyes2 But I think you may have a point, Mäjken.

Peace
Kilgore Trout