Now I'm not entering or anything, but after several pints of something I'm feeling goshdarn creative, but instead of creating some sort of weapon or chair, I thought I'd package some inane dribble with a good piece of backing music.

It seems to fit this contests requirements.

Here at EoFF we understand the ache of choice and decision making, so we help you by taking these burdens from you and giving your security and peace of mind through complete control of your life and total military domination of your existence. EoFF - Caring is a word best used to describe the resisitance.

http://members.aol.com/jwyll3/EoFF.mp3

I'd also use this as some sort of example as not having to make a picture for this contest, or something, I'm not really fussed.