I have a little predicting to do here. As I've been telling Proto in my PMs.

Finals:

Captain Planet
vs.
Biggus Dickus

Winner: Captain Planet


Man, Captain Planet, I wish that guy was still around. That is such a great name, protector of the planet. I want that name now. We all know that Captain Planet is going to win. GO CAPTAIN PLANET, HE'S A HERO!