"What a bimbo." -Eiko

"What?! The only scoundrels here are you and your fat queen!" -Zidane

"Hot! Hot! Hot! You bastards!!!! Oh, I can move again! Thanks, kupo!" -Mois

"I'm such a stud!" -Zidane

"Tastes salty." -Quina

Conversation:
Zidane(describing Quina): "All s/he ever thinks about is food."
Dagger: "Well, all you ever think about is girls."
Zidane: "That's right, my mind is filled with...thoughts of...you."
Vivi: "..................."
Zidane: ".....................(maybe I'm trying too hard)"

And of course, the "Ooo...soft!" one