Freya! Actually that whole Bar scene is great...
(I know it's nowhere near exact, but something like):
I think i have it exactly! ^.^

Freya: "Hey your disterbing everyone Monkey Tail"
Zidane: "Wha..!? Hey you've got a tail too, Rat face!"
Freya: "Rat-Face!? When im done eating im gonna beat you up! Oh Zidane!"
Zidane: "hey! hows it been..."
Freya: "You don't remember my name?"
Zidane: "Jennifer?"
Freya: "No"
Zidane:"Christine?"
Freya: "...."
Zidane: Oh i know! Ratchel from next door... you sure got... big.
Freya: Why you!!
Zidane: Just kidding, i could never forget a pretty girl's face, your name is Freya.

That one was funny....

Also in the very beggining when they are planning to kidnap Garnet, if you pick... "Were gonna kidnap Queen Brahne, right?" Baku Says: "Thats right... Queen Brahne, the most Fat-a**ed, butt ugly women... Wait what am I saying!?"