Try this beast on for size

MY PC

windows 95
166 processor
2 gig HD
28.8k modem
Mouse has no Ball
keys are missing from keyboard
monitor is black and white

MY LAPTOP

windows xp
athlon 2.1 xp
2x 40gb HB
Good Sound/Video CARD
1mbps modem

Shows how much i hate pc's and love laptops its even got a internal 56k modem, for on the road playin

and half a mile away i can still connect to my 1mbps