View Poll Results: How hungry are you?

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  • Enough to eat Bleys any day

    10 38.46%
  • I wouldn't go that far to eat a human - well, not Bleys...

    7 26.92%
  • That's disgusting!

    9 34.62%
  • No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

    0 0%
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Thread: Pass the Bleys, please

  1. #76
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    Right now, I am so hungry. Can someone pass me that roasted leg of Bleys and some catsup?

    And someone cast Cure 3 on him so we can have more Bleys.

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    REALLY! HOW MANY TIMES ARE PEOPLE GONNA ASK FOR BLEY'S BODY PEICES.
    1) i dont think hes dead yet.......right now that is
    2).....but if he IS dead then how long will the peices last..seems like its been gong around for a while.and i will NOT eat someone if they are dead and i am very hungry..
    *pukesat the thought*
    what if their are maggots and other things.....i like my periods....

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    Originally posted by Guu
    Name: Bleys
    Class: Earth Magician
    Level: 45
    Gender: Male
    Preferred Weapon: Staff

    Stats:

    ATK 65
    BLK 80
    ACC 77
    MGC 152
    MBLK 129
    EVD 114

    HP 36/8241 (yup, there's some of him left, if anyone's still hungry)
    MP 845/845

    Background:

    An ORPG addict and a hacker, he stumbled across something he shouldn't have, and became trapped inside the game itself, unable to logout, and left to wander inside the generated worlds as if they were real - they may as well be as far as his senses tell him. His only clue to escape back into reality is to search for a rare item not heard by almost anyone else in this world - The Dusk Key. Fortunately, along with his inability to exit the game and being forced to play until this item is found and activated, (as well as the lack of the need to eat anymore in such a virtual world, so has no danger of being eaten here by himself or others), he has an ability to interact with the game itself much more closely than a normal player can do using normal interfaces, providing him with extraordinary powers to help him in his quest, some of which are still unknown for him, and may even be working against his wishes.
    I am *this* close to hunt you down and beat you with a stick, mister Knight.



    Oh well, close enough......

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    Ed, close this already.

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    =o Don't close the newbie thread...
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    madness. *moves to Male Itch*

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    Male Itch... Since it's a Male Itch, I'll bring the beer!
    *looks around a bit*
    May we take some Bleys' blood in order to mix it with the beer?

    Edit -> There's no more Male Itch... Sorry guys, forget about the beer...
    Last edited by Lord Nathor; 11-29-2002 at 04:38 PM.
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    Can someone tell me in which forum this thread originally started?

    *kicks into The Lounge*

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    I'll make this thread disappear when I go to bed and make it reappear tomorrow morning.

    And then there is Death

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    simple solution

    you are in the desert with Bleys. Hes about to die but you dont want to die so you...

    1) ask if you can eat him when hes gone

    2) give him you last drop of water

    3) finish him off and eat him\


    yeah...heh.

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    **Places a homing device on thread.**

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    Seeing as I'm a rabbit now. I have picked this thread as my breeding ground. :o

    *stamps best thread ever*

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    **Shoots Jon many times.**

    No humpin' on mah propety, ya hear?

  14. #89

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    You people crazy like Hannibal Lector!

  15. #90

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    Is it just me or is EoFF slowly going bonkers?
    *moves to your mom's house*

    SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER


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