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  • Enough to eat Bleys any day

    10 38.46%
  • I wouldn't go that far to eat a human - well, not Bleys...

    7 26.92%
  • That's disgusting!

    9 34.62%
  • No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

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Thread: Pass the Bleys, please

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    If it becomes possible to synthesize meat in the laboratory, should technicians be permitted to synthesise human flesh and sell it on the general market?
    yum yum.

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    Soylent Green crackers....that would be tasty.
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    Hurrah, the black market is a great place to buy synthesized meat. No really, it is.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    off to the study hall

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    I can't imagine eating them raw would be too healthy...

    But preparing and cooking isn't something I could do...

    Maybe i'll just make mine a nice rare, so it's in between. There we go.

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    This thread hasn't been good in Study Hall. *sends it to the Open Source Project as detention*

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    <HTML>
    <Head>
    <Title>
    Eating Bleys is Fun
    </title>
    <Script Language=Javascript Type="text/javascript">
    <!--

    void main()
    {
    document.href.write("I like to eat Bleys");
    alert("Eat me now!");
    eatbleys();
    }

    void eatbleys()
    {
    bleys.eat.true=7;
    bleys++;
    if bleys.eat=="1"
    {
    document.href.write("I ate Bleys");
    }
    }

    // -->
    </head>
    <Body>
    <Font Face="Verdana">
    <Font Size="+3">
    <Font Color="#0033FF">
    <Div Align="Center">
    EAT BLEYS NOW!!!!!!
    YOU MERE MORTALS
    CAN'T HANDLE HIM!
    </Div>
    <p>
    Reasons to eat Bleys
    <ol>
    <liglt;He's cool</li>
    <liglt;He tastes like Chicken</li>
    <liglt;He's canadian</li>
    <liglt;He's a taoist</li>
    <liglt;He's edible</li>
    <liglt;He wants you too</li>
    <liglt;He's better than Del Murder</li>
    <liglt;He'll be drunk at the time</li>
    <liglt;He's the most Bleysiest person ever</li>
    </ol>
    </body>
    </HTML>
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    Good work.

    *sends off to a faraway place*

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Knock it off, seriously.
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    Originally posted by bennator0
    <liglt;He's better than Del Murder</li>
    I'll give you that. Man's jucier than a smoothie bar.

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    Originally posted by Gau
    Knock it off, seriously.
    *warm feeling*
    I like this thread.
    *more warm feelings*

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    Originally posted by Del Murder
    I'll give you that. Man's jucier than a smoothie bar.
    * agrees *

    * continues munching on Bleys *

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    Hmmm... FFT thread...
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    Do you know if there's some Bleys left?
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    Dammit, I didn't think anyone would look here!
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    Name: Bleys
    Class: Earth Magician
    Level: 45
    Gender: Male
    Preferred Weapon: Staff

    Stats:

    ATK 65
    BLK 80
    ACC 77
    MGC 152
    MBLK 129
    EVD 114

    HP 36/8241 (yup, there's some of him left, if anyone's still hungry)
    MP 845/845

    Background:

    An ORPG addict and a hacker, he stumbled across something he shouldn't have, and became trapped inside the game itself, unable to logout, and left to wander inside the generated worlds as if they were real - they may as well be as far as his senses tell him. His only clue to escape back into reality is to search for a rare item not heard by almost anyone else in this world - The Dusk Key. Fortunately, along with his inability to exit the game and being forced to play until this item is found and activated, (as well as the lack of the need to eat anymore in such a virtual world, so has no danger of being eaten here by himself or others), he has an ability to interact with the game itself much more closely than a normal player can do using normal interfaces, providing him with extraordinary powers to help him in his quest, some of which are still unknown for him, and may even be working against his wishes.
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