Hi Bob. ^_~
Hi Bob. ^_~
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Ow... You did NOT just slap me!!! *scratches Shoykurla*
Claims the bed
Take me,
Bake me,
Any way you want me.
Im gunna be your man.
Cos I can be anything you want me to be baybees!
Well, this beef comes with sauce, and plenty of it. Im the sauciest bit of beef around.
Arnt I just sizzling?
*beefs up this board*
Chaos - Lord of Beef.
Oh. Erm, you wouldn't mind, would you? I'm finding this strangely thrilling. :giddy:
*eats Chaos' beef and sizzles with him*
Peace
Erin Brockovich
I AM BACK. I AM LUNCH. EAT.
Eating my beef?
Well now then. No biting. xD
You can sizzle with me all you want, the more the merrier in fact! Come join in!
Sizzlin' Beef
since i am a man now...
I LIKE BIG BOOTY, ya?
so let us sing a complimentary song! all you guys sing it proud!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *beep*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
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So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Little in the middle but she got much back!
That is like so like sexist. Like what-e-ver.
*returns*
I'm rather disappointed. None of the sexy ladies joined me for a nap. Hmmph.
Wait what.
You didn't ask meeeee~
Peace
Erin Brockovich
I was manly before any of you!Originally posted by Protina
Don't worry. Kalen will soon be a man!
...Hey, Lokki-ru spanked me. :aimsurp:
Boo!
I wanna ride you beefy, like a Rodeo cowgirl and You can be my big beefy bull. ;D~~
Edit: Damn right i did. I heard you like the kinky stuff. ;D
Wait, what the hell? I have competition now? Bah. Oh well.
*takes Erin to the corner o' fun* :joey:
Wait what.
Nice shoes, wanna fork?Originally posted by Allen
*returns*
I'm rather disappointed. None of the sexy ladies joined me for a nap. Hmmph.
**Raises butt in the air.**
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