Official EoFF Anniversary GENDER SWAP Thread!

[Linus]

**Walks out of a closet with her skirt upside down, smeared makeup, and messed-up hair.**

That was fun, Protina! I'll have to keep your number for later.

Ok, who's next? I can do this all night!

[Awrini]

Hmmm... *hugs Protina*

[CloudDragon]

Hmm, looks like this turned into a....well, what would the opposite of a sausage fest be? Well, it turned into that now.

[Ally]

@_@

My, my...ladies, there's more than enough to go around. No need to compete.

*enjoys himself*

[Del Murder]

There's go to be more to this party than sex and flexing. I swear all you guys think about is sex.

I'm very disappointed in all of you.

[DK]

*Gets all drunk*

Pffsshh..y'know allun*hic*...you n me...ware...*runs off to the girls bathroom*

[Agent Proto]

I'm disappointed too. Nothing better to do anyway.

[Knox]

Y'know, Allen, I hear that KandyKane has been around the block quite a number of times...

Not that I'm suggesting anything, but I'd rather AID you in remaining at full health, darling... *flutters eyelashes*

[Alpha]

*pokes rydia*


I'm quite sick of being a man. I wanna have boobies plz thankz.

[MecaKane]

But it's so fun!

*other dirty stuff to Allen*



edit: Dies @ Kildarretta xDD

[CloudDragon]

Yeah I know, we should be having girl sleep overs, doing girl stuff, going to the mall, putting on each other's makeup....BUT SCREW THAT.

SEXXXXXXX! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX! I...need...it!

[Awrini]

*tackles Allen* Wheeeeeeeee!!!

[MecaKane]

Also: *claws Kildarretta's eyes out*

[Del Murder]

When I get back from working out we'll have some fun. Gotta keep skinny. I'm so fat. I'm so ugly.

*cries*

I hate you all!

[DK]

Kandy isn't clean? Oh...god....TT.TT