Oh, Yuna, oh Yuna,
You smell like tuna,
Your ghastly dirty socks,
Give me the smallpox,
And your bras, they make me itch,
Every time I hear your voice I twitch...
But Yuna, oh Yuna,
You are MY sweet tuna,
I snuggle your socks,
And share your pox,
I wish I'd known you soonah!


*wields brandingiron*