I know! The war head should be given the nobel award for savig the day numerous times!
I know! The war head should be given the nobel award for savig the day numerous times!
The Tidus and Yuna bit! everyone's least favourite! yay!
Since a nuclear warhead hit Cecil, they have been blasted up in the air and landed in some sort of giant pit.
Tidus:Oh Man! we're stuck down here!
Yuna:I love giant pits!
Tidus:er.... what?
Yuna:Oh it's just the whole Love thing before we forget
Tidus:That's all very well and good, BUT HOW DO WE GET OU OF THIS PIT!?!?!?!
Kimahri:Shut up.Kimahri wants liquor.
Yuna:Oh well done, you woke him up
Voice:You cannot get out, it is pointless, life is a futile struggle, there is only death.
Tidus and Yuna turn around, and see Lulu sitting there/
Yuna:Y'know some happiness wouldn't go amiss, you know?
Tidus:Stop that, you're beginning to sound like Wakka with his "ya"s
Lulu:"Ya"s are pointless, life is a futile struggle, there is only death.
Yuna:We need to cruise outta here
A missile zooms down
Missile:Bo Selecta! did any of you wicked peeps call?
Tidus:Oddly enough, no.
Missile:But Yo! I'm the wicked cruise missile, bo selecta! bling bling!
And so it ended there, without a nuclear explosion for the first time ever
Rikku + Auron bit
Rikku:I love seals, they squeal when I hug them!
Auron:Must.... ignore..... Must.... ignore
Rikku:Hee! Bouncy Bouncy Squirrels!
Auron starts shaking
Rikku:Whatcha doing Aury-Waury?
Auron:THAT'S IT! NOBODY CALLS ME "Aury-Waury" and lives to tell the tale.
Auron starts drawing back his sword
Rikku:Oh! The bunnies are stabbing each other! (GTA:VC)
Auron is about to stab her
Rikku:I wrote a Haiku!
Oh the red daisy,
flower retains all happiness
Sunshine! Yay! Sunshine
(GTA:VC)
Cameo time....
In the distance, cheesy music plays. It sounds like the power rangers.......
Wakka and his Son burst onto the scene!
Wakka:Come on son, ya? let's kill all these Ninjas, ya?
Nuke:I'm with you
Wakka and the nuke start kung-fuing all the ninjas
Wakka:Die, ya?
Auron:Hold on a minute. Ninjas? Where the hell did they come from?!?!
Rikku:Awww!! Aren't Kittens Cute? Buy me one aury-waury
Auron decapitates Rikku without looking
Wakka:There's too many of them, ya? son, you know what to do, ya?
Nuke:Yeah!
Auron:Not again......
The nuke explodes, big mushroom cloud comes
The End!
Last edited by Psychotic; 02-17-2003 at 06:47 PM.
Lol! Poor "Aury- Wuary" If I was in his position, i'd call the nuke ages before rikku even started the haiku.
WAIT! Did Kimahri ever get his liquor. The only thing that would make the nuke better was if he had some in handy, for kimahri before blowing up.
Yeah, get them all liquored up before they have some of that Nuclear Warhead love! hahaha.
I love the Rikku and Auron bit.
"Bouncy-bouncy squirrels!"
"Must....ignore..must ignore..."(fell over laughing)
Necromancer of the Souls.
"I have the wings, and now I can fly away."
Me too. I think Tidus and Auron would switch places. He'd prefer shooting yuna with a machina pistol than listening to rikku (or even getting shot himself) and Tidus I think would start crying, when he hears the haiku, becuase he's such a cry-baby (the first time i made fun of tidus)
HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
Tidus I think would start crying, when he hears the haiku, becuase he's such a cry-baby (the first time i made fun of tidus
I'm kidding, I think that would be hilarious, then they could start a Haiku Club, Rikku as President then Tidus as Vice President! Ha, then the duo of Wakka and the Nuke comes in and gives us a happy ending.
My own Haiku:
Tidus and Rikku
Walking through the red daises
Comes the nuke. Boom ya?
I think it works...
Necromancer of the Souls.
"I have the wings, and now I can fly away."
I like that Haiku! ^.^
Also I thought Lulu was funny. She is right about one thing though... "ya's" are futile. I wish she would pop up near rikku and be like "haikus" are futile, than pop up near kimahri and say "Liquor" is futile.
Funny!!!
But...does she think that Warheads are futile?? That is the real question....:O_O:
Necromancer of the Souls.
"I have the wings, and now I can fly away."
I hope not. They are really important! What ever happened to the Nuke jr's mom? Divorce, what!?
Right, Nukes are too precious to waste
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Necromancer of the Souls.
"I have the wings, and now I can fly away."
No new episode todayI don't think anyway, I got a lot to do today, but I'll probably have a nice one done tomorrow
The nuke's mom was destroyed when it hit Cecil the white Shark.
Kimahri and his liquor? well, I think he is intoxicated on it all the time, but heY! you'd have to ask him that. Although most likely he'd say "Shut up. Kimahri wants liquor."
Tidus/Yuna and Rikku/Auron crossover... hmm... could be amusing, but I have something in store for Tidus....
No-one mentioned the Ninjas! I bet they cry themselves to sleep tonight, especially after they got beaten up
Tidus and Yuna et al in a big pit section! woop de doo!
Yuna:There must be a way out of here, y'know?
Kimahri:Shut up. Kimahri Wants Liquor.
Lulu:Liquor is futile.....
Yuna:I agree, y'know?
Kimahri:Shut up. Kimahri Wants liquor.
Lulu:Liquor is futile, existance is bleak...
Tidus:Ok, I'm going to stop you all there. WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP REPEATING THINGS?
Yuna:What do you mean, y'know?
Tidus:Like you and the "y'know"s!
Yuna:Er... what? y'know
Tidus:There, you did it again!
Yuna:No I didn't, y'know?
Kimahri:Shut up.Kimahri Wants liquor.
Tidus:Like Kimahri is with his "Shut up"s.....
Yuna:What do you mean Kimahri's "Shut up"s? y'know?
Tidusrrrrr.....
Lulu
Tidus:Like that crazy goth chick and her "this is futile, winge winge moan moans"
Yuna:Tidus, I think you're losing it, y'know?
Tidus:AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Tidus jumps up and runs through the walls of the pit, leaving a Tidus shaped outline all the way to the exit
Yuna:Well that went rather well
Lulu:Quite
Kimahri:As a trained proffessional however, I must insist that the directors refrain with making myself, Kimahri Ronso Fuddlemuck the XVIIth, work with such uncouth rogues as "Tidus"
Yuna:OK now you're just taking the whole "pretend it was all a big joke" too far.....
Rikku driving Auron insane
Auron:.........
Rikku:Aury-Waury, I wanna Pikachu! they're soooooo cute!
Auron:P..oke...mon? Did you mention the p-word in MY presence?!?! GAH! Note to all readers, turn away now, or read all of this psychotic(no pun intended) ranting Although the game may have been a good RPG, it does not match up to the Final Fantasy series, although it is possibly better than this game, although it does have me in it. But, Pokemon is just such a corporate money making scam that we must all hate it now because we like to think we are "alternative" and even the "kewl" people don't like it anymore! And as for that cartoon... they have worse voices that Yuna. I hate Pokemon, from the very depth of the fires that burn within my souls
Rikku looks to be in deep thought
Rikku:So, are ya gonna get me one?
Auron:to himself What was that again? count to ten..... one.... two....
Rikku:Hee! I'm an Al Bhed!
Auron:Three. F...ou..r
Rikku:Look! I can jump up and down really high! Bouncey! bouncey! boucney
Auron:F-F-Five..... S-Six....
Auron appears to be shaking
Rikku:I wanna Pony! they're so cute! I love ponies!
Auron:SEVEN! EIGHT!
Rikku:Yeah! Aury-waury? catch me a Pikachu AND a pony!
Auron's patience snapped at this point
What happened next is too graphic to be mentioned
What? No Wakka? Hee! there's no Wakka! or certain Nuclear Weapons! hee hee hee!
*claps* I agree with you on the pokemon thing! There still ripping people off with those cards. Im gonna wait about 30 years and keep my cards, and then the fad will come back and i'll be rich!
Lol it looks like everyone is out to get tidus. I bet wakka and the nuke are looking for tidus now...
I feel even worse about auron now. I think he should find better people to hang out with.
The funniest was Kimahri! What a Pre-Maddana (i can't spell!)
Poor Auron....I do hope he can get rid of the ditzy Rikku somehow. The Nuke doesn't seem to bring him any relief...
Necromancer of the Souls.
"I have the wings, and now I can fly away."
I think Auron should go after the guy that keeps on using full-life
Anyways, I have a story starting from the beggining when you are first in spira. Enjoy!
(Note: I took alot of stuff from movies and put it in this story)
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Tidus: "ooo, my head! Wait where am I? This isn't Zanarkand.... I think I hit my head too hard..."
Swims to temple
swishing noise
Tidus:"huh? Probally just my imagin -AHHH!"
Sahagin
Tidus: "He bit me!!!!"
Tried to attack with sword, but Tidus doesn't know how to use one...
Tidus: "Get away from me you damn, dirty fish!" *Falls over from swinging sword*
Then sahagin got bit by something alot bigger....
Tidus: " Yay! Don't mess with the bes- WHAAA!"
The Geosganos sucked tidus into cage/belly.
Tidus: "Dude, your all skin and bones... wait? He ate me! *Cries*
Geosganos spits Tidus out
Tidus: *Sings Alleuha song* "Ok enough horrible sing, time to swim to the temple."
Tidus enters the cold temple, soaking wet and shivering
Tidus: "Sooo... Cold... Food... Hungry.... Need Fire."
Tidus finds Flint and wood
Tidus: "C'mon fire... LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
Hours later, Tidus finally gets a fire started
Tidus:"Sleepy...."
Dreams about the girls cheering on his blitzball shot
...
Wakes up to a screeching sound
Tidus: "Whats that? "
Sees huge spider/fiend'
Tidus: "EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!!!!"
... TO BE CONTINUED
*Elevator music* On the next episode of "FFX" A girl saves hi named rikku. Does Riku finally have a Boy friend, will her over protective father Approve? *Elevator music stops*
Lol, sorry I just had to add that. ^.^
Last edited by Rye; 02-20-2003 at 03:52 PM.
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