Yeah, that one is my favorite! It's cute! "You put your left foot in.. you put your left foot out.." *Dances*Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
I like the Simon says one ^.^
=D
Yeah, that one is my favorite! It's cute! "You put your left foot in.. you put your left foot out.." *Dances*Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
I like the Simon says one ^.^
Try out this one.
Shuin and Lenne have their first date some place in Zanarkand
Shuin: I must tell you something.... *Serious expression*
Lenne: Well? What is it?
Shuin: I had a boiling feeling on you since we meet here. I.... I... I... eh... *Scratch hair*
Lenne: *Almost faint* Come on, go... on... :x_x:
Shuin:Sorry lady, you step on my foot, that's hurt! *Showing agony face*
Lenne: >: \ !!! *Slaps Shuin with her micand Shuin's blitzball:grr:, run away
*
Shuin: ??? What in Yevon's name was happen on her?
Let's get ready to blitz!
:D
Okay, I'm done writing it! Beware, it's quite long...and very gross...
WHEN I HAD A TEENAGE GIRLFRIEND... IT ALL WENT WRONG
wrote by Scandalous
Shuin: Now listen here mom, Lenne is totally my bitch!
Tidus: Look at him, reasoning with his mother...
Shuin: At least I'm not a dork.
Tidus: DORK?!
Yuna: Hear, hear!
Tidus: See? My girlfriend is cuter!
Shuin: Is not!
Tidus: Is too!
Shuin: Is not!
Tidus: Is too!
Shuin: IS NOT!!!!
Tidus: IS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna: O_o
Lenne: Shut up! You sound like a pair of arguing monkeys.
Tidus: Thanks for the compliment...
Lenne: No problemo.
Yuna: You both LOOK like monkeys.
Lenne: Yeah, but YOURS looks more like a monkey.
Yuna: No! Yours does!
Lenne: No, he doesn't!
Yuna: Yes, he does!
Lenne: NO, HE DOESN'T!
Yuna: YES, HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[girls start to rip out each others hair]
Shuin: Girls are so bad when it comes to controlling their tempers.
Tidus: Yeah.
Shuin: Let's go climb up the trees and pretend to be monkeys.
Tidus: Good idea!
[Tidus and Shuin walk off holding hands]
Shuin's mom: Where's Shuin?
Lenne: I don't know. Or care.
Shuin's mom: And what on earth happened to your hair?!
Lenne: Oh, I feel in the meat dispenser machine.
Shuin's mom: There's no such thing as a meat dispenser, Lenne.
Lenne: Really? Oh, well. Half of it just fell out when I was walking down the road.
[Lenne's mom walks up, see's Lenne's hair, screams and faints]
Shuin: Mom! I'm a monkey, see?!?!?!
[Shuin falls in a river]
Shuin's mom: O_O; MY SON! SOMEBODY SAVE MY SON! *to Lenne* He can't swim...
Lenne: What? A blitzball player that can't SWIM?
Shuin's mom: The only reason he plays blitzball is to drown himself.
Lenne: Oh, dear.
Shuin: HELP ME! HELP! I'M DROWNING!
[Tidus walks up the road and jumps in the river]
Yuna: That isn't fair! He only ever swam with me! *runs off crying*
Lenne: HEY, BITCH! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! *chases after Yuna*
Shuin's mom: *peaks into the river*
Tidus: Miss, there was no river here. I cried all this water because Shuin is dead!
Shuin's mom: OMG! YOU KILLED MY SON! YOU BASTARD!
[Shuin's mom hits Tidus across the head with her handbag]
Shuin: I'm okay!
Shuin's mom: Oh...I'm sorry, boy.
Tidus: Don't mention it *passes out*
Meanwhile...
Lenne: Look, you will NEVER get away with calling my boyfriend a monkey!
Yuna: *cowering* You called him a monkey yourself!
Lenne: No, I didn't!
Yuna: Well, you agreed with me!
Lenne: Sure I did! But the only reason he's a monkey is because of his bananna!
Yuna: WHAT?!?!?!?!??
Lenne: Er...that came out wrong...X_X;
Yuna: SLUT!
[Yuna slaps Lenne around the face with a wet]
Lenne: Why you little...*pounces on Yuna*
Whilst Yuna and Lenne fight to the death, we'll see how Shuin, his mom, and Tidus are doing...
Shuin: I miss Lenne. ;_;
Tidus: Hormones suck. The only reason you want her back is so you can do her in.
Shuin's mom: *ahem* Where did she go anyway?
Tidus: She ran after Yuna, I think.
[silence]
Tidus: YUNA! I totally forgot about her!
Shuin: Good! That gives me more room to think about Lenne!
Tidus: We should go find them!
Shuin: Yeah!
Shuin's mom: I don't know if that's a good idea...
Shuin: Why isn't it a good idea, mom?
Shuin's mom: Well...you might do Lenne in...
Shuin: No, I won't! I'm a good boy, see! *halo appears above head*
Shuin's mom: c.c Okay. You can go.
Shuin: Yay!
Tidus: *muttering* What a mommy's boy...
Afterwards...
Lenne: *huff puff*
Yuna: I can do chinese burns!
Lenne: O_O
Shuin: WAIT!
Lenne: Shuin! *runs up to Shuin and hugs him* She's crazy! *points at Yuna*
Yuna: No more crazy then you! *runs up to Tidus and slaps him silly* You left me! You should of chased after me instead of trying to rescue the monkey! *points at Shuin*
Shuin: Now listen here, women! You beat up my girlfriend, ruined her hair completely, called me a monkey AND Tidus a monkey, as well as make a song and dance about Tidus bravely trying to save me, and you still call yourself innocent and not crazy! Pffffffft!
Lenne: Yeah!
Yuna: *sniffle* I didn't mean to.
Tidus: Stop picking on my girlfriend! She's cuter!
Shuin: No, she isn't!
Tidus: Yes, she is!
Shuin: No, she isn't!
Lenne: Don't start this again. x_x
Yuna: Yeah, but I AM cuter.
Lenne: No, you're not!
Yuna: Yes, I am!
Tidus: See?! Yuna IS cuter!
Lenne: No, she isn't!
Tidus: Yes, she is! >_<
Shuin: *sigh* I've had it. I'm going to move to the other side of the world and live peacefully.
So, in the end, Shuin moved to the other side of the world dressed as a women, was raped by a drunken man because he thought Shuin was the most attractive women he had ever seen in his life, then married a nuke and had ten kids.
- THE END -
PS: Shuin, that's funny! That's exactly what I thought their date would be like! Shuin being serious about nothing and Lenne thinking he's gonna say something else! Lol!
Last edited by Scandalous; 05-23-2003 at 06:31 PM.
Rofl! That's the best story I've read on FFX-2 so far! xD
Lol, and this is the best ending! Shuin dressed as a woman and raped by a drunked man... xDSo, in the end, Shuin moved to the other side of the world dressed as a women, was raped by a drunken man because he thought Shuin was the most attractive women he had ever seen in his life, then married a nuke and had ten kids.
I'm glad you like it! ^.^ I'm gonna write more since I'm obsessed and love to write, any requests? ^.^
Lol! I loved it! Ha ha, Shuin is such a girl.
Well, just go on. Seem your joke very amusing.Originally posted by Scandalous
I'm glad you like it! ^.^ I'm gonna write more since I'm obsessed and love to write, any requests? ^.^You love to write and we like to read.
Let's get ready to blitz!
LOL funnies ^^ rite more!
Look at what I started!
Tidus: What where doing with my woman! You were hugging her!!!
Shuin: I thought she was Lenne ok?! Jesus...
Tidus: Hug her one more time...then I'll bitch like no other!!
Shuin: Oh god, nothing but that...
Tidus: I thought so! Auron passed because I bitched to him to much!
Shuin: Your bitching now, so shut the
Tidus: You wouldn't...
Shuin: Of course I would. I'm cold hearted remember?
*Lenne hugs him from the back*
Lenne: Which is why I like him!!
Tidus: O_O This is disturbing...
Shuin: This is disturbing?! You make out with a playboy!
Tidus: Hey! She's hot you know?
Shuin: Typical blonde...
Tidus: What you just say?!
Shuin: Nothing. :bgl: Come on Lenne lets make out in the lake.
Tidus: You copycat!
Shuin: Hey your me, remember? *Smirks*
Tidus: GRRR...Don't...make...me...CRY!!!! WAAAA!!!!!!
Shuin: ......
"I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought it was never real"-Linkin Park
HAHAHA LOL.. yuna.. a playboy?? FUNNY
Lol..... Good one...
Let's get ready to blitz!
Yes please write more! LMAO
You represent... apathy.
You don't really show any emotion. You can be
considered cruel and cold, but you just don't
really care about anything. This is just the
way you are... you're quite a challenge to get
close to, and others may perceive you as
boring.
hehe :P
LOL I love writing humour fics and yours was funny, Shuin Maxwell. ^^ I go write more! *runs off*
[EDIT] Okay! I wrote this! It's a big short but that doesn't matter...I hope.
YUNA AND TIDUS' DEATH
Yuna and Tidus: *huff puff*
Some voice: Go that way!
[Yuna and Tidus turn]
Some other voice: No, that way!
[Yuna and Tidus turn again]
Some other other voice: No, that way!
[Yuna and Tidus turn AGAIN]
Some other other other voice: NO, THAT WAY!
Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH! SHUT UP!
Some other/other/other/voice: *shuts up*
Yuna: What are we going to do?
Tidus: Carry on running...this way!
[Yuna and Tidus carry on running and reach a dead end]
Tidus: DAMMIT!
[Tidus punches the big machine thing and it turns on]
Tidus: Oops! O_O *tries desperately to turn it off*
Yuna: Please, switch it off! You'll attract the attention of the soldiers!
Tidus: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO?!
Soldier 1: Too late! You're gonna die anyway!
Tidus: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'm too cute and sexy and young to die!
Yuna: No, you're not ...
Tidus: Why did you fall in love with me then?
Yuna: I fell in love with you?
Tidus: Um, yeah.
Soldier 2: Shut up! We have to include the death scene!
Yuna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA.........
Tidus: o_O What's so funny?
Yuna: HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...THE IRONY....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Tidus: *stands in front of soldiers with arms wide open* KILL ME PLEASE! @.@
Soldier 3: *breaks down* I can't kill such a good natured boy!
Yuna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............XD
Soldier 3: Or a physco women bitch for that matter...
Tidus: Just let me die! >_< *grabs soldiers gun and shoots himself*
Yuna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Soldier 1: KILL HER!
[The soldiers shoot and Yuna falls down to the floor. Dead.]
Soldier 1: Thank god for that...
I like this Shuin picture
Hehe, that's great Scandalous! Yuna turned psycho! xD
Ooh, that's a cool picture of Shuin, RikkuYuna89! I think I'm starting to like Shuin just as much as Tidus now... O.O;; *Dies* xD
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