Goatsecs: More than just a way of life!

[Spatvark]

Well dammit, if pr00t's doing it, I'm not gonna be left behind!

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Cower mortals! In this new election, the longest running party EoFF has ever known is once again running, and Goatsecs is now more evil than ever before! Bow down before your dark messiah! The Goatsecs party has one intention, and one intention only: to take over the world! Of course, EoFF is as good a starting place as any other.

Policies you say? We believe in discriminating firmly against newbies, despite the fact that even I was one once. If it wasn't for the hell I went through then, I wouldn't be half the man I am today! However, newbies are stil welcome to the party; we're always on the lookout for some snitches.

We believe in evil for all, shiny things for Wyllius and as many underage japanese schoolgirls for Kishi as we can get! Also, we stand by the decision to censor that most evil of words, the fish that shall not be named. But most of all, we want to take your souls and put them to work in harvesting the energies of the planet so we can then take control! You know it makes sense!

Mwa ha ha... MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA! UWEEHEHHEHEHEHEEEEHEEEE!! FWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA! BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!

And as always, our party platform will be made of only the finest wood!

Current members are:

• Purgatory
• Mr. Graves
• Dew Drop
• Jowy
• WarZidane
• Loki
• Daryl
• Citizen Bleys
• Super Christ
• The Black Mage

All new Goatsecs members, please stick the following code into your sigs:

<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30787" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/purgatory/ableys3.txt" alt="Goatsecs: Because evil is just THAT fun!" border=0></img></a>

This will stick into your sigs! A mere snip of 13.9kb!

Time to start grabbing the forums where you can! Post with the forum you want to run for =P

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