Thief Party. *steals something*

[HOOTERS]

Ok, I’ve decided to start a new party called The Thief Party. First off, take this quick and simple quiz:

Q1. The computer you are currently using is:
a) a Pentium
b) a Macintosh
c) Stolen

Q2. When greeting someone on the street, you most frequently say:
a) “Hello”
b) “How’s it going?”
c) “Hand over all your money, NOW!”

Q3. If you were at Mcdonald’s, and there was a really long line, you would most likely:
a) Join the end of the line
b) Come back later
c) Wait till someone else orders a large Big Mac meal and then steal it from them.

Q4. A nice old lady invites you into her home for a cup of tea, you:
a) Accept her offer.
b) Say thankyou but you are in a hurry to be somewhere.
c) Accept her offer, and once inside, steal all her possessions.

If you answered c) for all or any of the above questions, then the Thief Party is the party for you! (If you didn’t then join anyway, we’ll need the members.)
Here at the Thief Party we believe in stealing to get ahead, I mean, why go to the bother of having to do something yourself, or having to fork out your own hard-earned cash for something when you can just steal it off somebody else?! Sounds simple? That’s because it is! When you join the Thief party you wont have to worry about making banners, speeches or coming up with ideas, you’ll just pop into say, the goatsecs party thread, steal them, and wolah! It’s yours. That simple!
Things that we shall steal off others include: Avatars, sigs, campaign promises, votes, car keys, jewellery, guns, life savings, their dignity and the list is endless! Oh and we can’t forget treasure. Every member receives a complimentary treasure chest filled with, you guessed it, treasure! (Limit of one per member while stocks last, treasure not included.) So hurry and join the Thief Party today, we'll steal our way to victory! (And if we don't win, then we'll resort to the killing).

Current members of The Thief Party:
-Hootenanny
-Jenova·Rebirth
-Sage
-Twisted Heat
-Streetspirit
-Burtsplurt
-Star
-Giga Guess
-Pure Strife
-~Chibi*Moonlight~
-locke lionheart
-UltimaSepheroth
-The_Dark_Genome
-Mystikal
-KimmY
-Isolated-Designs
-Bounty-Hunter-Spike
-ShadowDragoon
-Crystal_Clear
-Night_Sword
-bbhood86
-Tidus StarWind
-Heart
-Indelacio

General Chat -Hootenanny
Eyes on Each Other -Twisted Heat
The Lounge -Pure Strife
General Gaming Discussion -Bounty-Hunter-Spike
The Artist's Gallery -Streetspirit
The Writer's Corner -~Chibi*Moonlight~
Study Hall -The_Dark_Genome
General Archive -Mystikal
Site Staff -KimmY
Help Forum -Burtsplurt
Feedback Forum -Isolated-Designs
Magestar: Legacy of an Adept -Crystal_Clear
Introductions/Discussion, etc. -Crystal_Clear
Random ORPG Forum -Night_Sword
Final Fantasy I-IV -ShadowDragoon
Final Fantasy V -Giga Guess
Final Fantasy VI -bbhood86
Final Fantasy VII -Jenova·Rebirth
Final Fantasy VIII -locke lionheart
Final Fantasy IX -Hootenanny
Final Fantasy X -Sage
Final Fantasy XI -Indelacio
Final Fantasy Tactics -Tidus StarWind
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum -Star
General Final Fantasy -UltimaSepheroth
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger Heart
General Squaresoft -Sage


Please wont you join our Thief Party, it will be ever so fun.