Thief Party. *steals something*

[Twisted Heat]

Those 2 nameless theif's are from FFT
lets call them...
T1 & T2 (yes...I stole it from the Terminator movies...I stole the rights to use it)...(and now we own it)

[Shiroi Kumo]

Does that mean you'll be using Schwarzenegger as your mascot, as the Bruckners have Fabio?

Cheers.

[HOOTERS]

No, it most certainly doesn't. We don't rely on cheesy mascots in the Thief Party and besides if we were gonna have a mascot it would be a thief, or it would be stolen.

ALL HAIL EVIL HOMER!!!!

EDIT: Don't.

[Zifnab]

Aww, but I wanted Locke and Galuf to be our mascot ;_;


Oh, and welkome Heart yes, bugger off now until the voting ;P

[Pure Strife]

Well as thieves maybe we should be hailing insurance companies... :/

btw, nice sig Hoot.

[Twisted Heat]

yes...no mascot, except for Locke...and that's it

[Del Murder]

Disturbing news.

Hootenanny, leader of Thief Party, has been recently seen at the local supermarket paying for his groceries. Eyewitnesses report that the once-respected thief paid full in cash for all purchases, and even corrected the cashier when she undercharged him for a can of chicken & stars soup. This is an obvious disturbing blow to Thief Party's most basic values.

[HOOTERS]

Lies LIES! Don't believe this rambling idiot he has obviously been exposed to the foul stench of the newbies for far too long that it has warped his feeble mind! It was a can of Edgell's super sweet corn kernels NOT a can of chicken & stars soup. That vial breed of soup goes against everything we stand for here.

[Giga Guess]

Ah yes. The mud slinging begins....(Steals the mud.)

[Blizzard]

Originally posted by Hootenanny
Lies LIES! Don't believe this rambling idiot he has obviously been exposed to the foul stench of the newbies for far too long that it has warped his feeble mind! It was a can of Edgell's super sweet corn kernels NOT a can of chicken & stars soup. That vial breed of soup goes against everything we stand for here.

BUT YOU STILL BOUGHT IT!

MY FAITH IS GONE!

*steals someone else's faith* *straighten ups clothes*

*cough* Erm. Don't mind me.

[HOOTERS]

Don't worry Sage, what Del Murder conveniently left out of his little news item was the number of grapes I managed to eat in the store without being noticed! I think I got up to about 6 before some acne-faced teen whose voice hadn't broken yet got his goons to throw me out of the store. Mark my words I will be back.

EDIT: All is well I just stole the whole damn grocery store and it is being installed in the backyard next to the clothesline as we speak.

[Del Murder]

You mean the clothesline you bought at Home Depot?

[Pure Strife]

You bought something?! I have no role model anymore... I'm going to work for charity!

Or steal from it, whatever's easiest.

[Strider]

I'm still considering parties to join, just to let the thieves know. . .any party but the Bruckners. . .*shudders

Problem is, I am considering this party, but I'm not very good with intricate physical mechanics that involve swiping things. Therefore, I don't think I'd make a very good thief. . . but, what else can you guys offer me?

[Pure Strife]

what else can you guys offer me?

Monopoly money.