I haven't had a good steal since last week...
I heard that. It appears word has gotten out about our incredible stealing prowess, so everyone is nailing down all their possessions. I tried to steal this 8 feet tall antique(sp?) closet, and I couldn't move it at all! We must be really famous, there's no other explanation.

I think that's a pretty bad deal zinger2099... Way to go, you are a true thief!