*Goes further back in time time and steals zinger's stealing ability... and KimmY's giant statue*Steal my soul? MY SOUL?! I WHO AM THE KING OF THIEVES, AND YOU WANT TO STEAL FROM ME, not a very bright one now are you? *goes back in time and steals ur soul before u steal mine* NOW DIE!, oh but first i must forge ur handwriting so i can sign this will here that states all ur possesions belong to me now.., ok, DIE!
Well, I have my soul back, but due to all the time manipulation going on here we're all probably about to be wiped out. Still, might as well use that time wisely...
*steals all zinger's possesions. And lots of candy. And a monster truck*
EDIT: ShadowDragon, check on Altavista or Yahoo, you'll probably find something.