The Reformed Newbie Party.

[escobert]

Yeah Ken and Barbie will kick Fabios ars to the blck hole in the center of the milkey way!!!!

[Yamaneko]

Barbie, Fabio, same crap.

[Mikztsu]

STALIN!!!

[Strider]

Who exactly is the head of the party here? How new do you have to be to still be considered a newbie???

[Burtsplurt]

The general concensus is that newbies are those individuals that have registered within the last 50 seconds. Sorry, you don't qualify.

... However, the Thief Party gladly accepts people of all levels of newbieness (?). Or, uhm, so I hear.

[Strider]

I thank you for your opinion, but I want to hear from the head of the RNP.

[Shoeberto]

I'm not the head of RNP, but the policy of this party should be the same as it has been any year. Anyone can join.

Eh, but what do I know. I'm just a dumb newbie.

[Del Murder]

Anyone and everyone is allowed and welcome to join. You need not be a newbie, act like a newbie, or worship newbies, but you may if you wish. This party stands for equaltiy among newbie and veteran alike and to prove that Eyeson is not the elitist clique that the average new member may observe.

I speak as acting co-leader of this party. If Nait was still with us today I'm sure he'd say 'Murder, good job,' and then something in unintelligible Finnish.

[Yamaneko]

Originally posted by Mikztsu
STALIN!!!

Hi Barbie.

We accept everyone but Raistlin.

[Strider]

Del brings up some good points. . . if I joined, would I be able to run for a forum?

[Del Murder]

Of course, anyone who joins can run for any available forum. Check the list on the previous page.

[Strider]

Alright, I'm convinced. Count me in the RNP!

[Del Murder]

Glad to have you aboard. Be sure to pick a forum to represent and also to spread the message of g00dness.

[Strider]

You think I can take the FFVI board? That's the best FF there is.

[Del Murder]

Done.

Hey, anyone know how we can alter our sig so that instead of repo man wrenching goat boy he's wrenching Fabio or a thief or something? That'd be cool.