Originally posted by Psychotic
LMAO! sheer comic genius!
TCH! Spoilers abound!
Anyways, I think FF8 is the worst Final Fantasy. Pure and simple. I dislike descriptions of this game such as this board's description which goes a little something like this "The most captivating and emotional FF expierience yet"
I'm sorry, but that is just... wrong. For example, the "big evil" in this game is Ultimecia. Do they give us any reason to feel hatred towards her? She wants to compress time! oh the naughty woman! Squall and Rinoa are all

but do I really care? No! Am I made to care? No!
The Music? Well, I'm not going to deny that it is good. "Unrest" (The music that comes on when Seifer is around in the early parts of the game, like when he is told he won't be a SeeD) is a superb sng, and
one of the best out of the entire Final Fantasy series.
The story? Yeah, that was *soooooooo* great. Not. I felt as if the makers had loads of little ideas, and decided to through them all in. Which ideas? I hear you cry. Well, The whole idea of Garden, the whole idea of Esthar, the whole evil sorceress from the future thing and the whole base in space thing, to name but 4. Whereas in Final Fantasy VII, the majority of the plot was all circulating around a common point.
The characters? I think Square worked so hard to try to give them personalities, that they just made them all moronic posers who just made me think "Pass me the sick bucket" OK, I accept this game has a Fantasy setting, but there are humans in this setting. Humans have personalities. I have never met people with personailities like the ones in 8 - nobody is that extrovert (or inrovert in Squall's case)
Junction system? Well, that was just a whole stupid idea. It basically made combat in Final Fantasy VIII extremely tedious. In order to become powerful, you have to spend ages drawing magic from your lovely enemies. You just sit there pressing the same commands over, and over. Now, this also causes another problem - you now don't want to use magic because you
A) Don't want to become weaker
and B) Really don't want to have to draw a damn thing again.
Physical attacks until you get powerful magic like Ultima(which won't happen for a loooooooong time) do as much damage as a feather duster. So, you are forced to rely on GFs in combat, making it extremely repetitive. On top of all that, the GF sequences are horrendously long, and accuse me of being blind, but I for one didn't see a "shorten GF animation"
I could go on ranting and raving like this, but I won't for two good reasons
a) I have better things to do
b) the stereotypical FF8 lover has so short an attention span, that they stopped at the words "anyways" and skimmed down to what I am writing now. Yes, YOU. Go back up and read it, then tell me why FF8 is sooooooo wonderful.