101 Things To Do For The Classic EoFF'er.

[Yamaneko]

Stuff I've done on the list include:


9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’. (but I was faking it)
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…). (I don't get it either, but I'll say I do)
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone. (hmm... maybe)
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

[Evelia]

I've done about ten of those, but I'm too lazy to listen them. I want to join a party, I just can't decide which one yet... and the Who's Online page is fun. =D

[Chaos]

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Insert the things which the numbers correspond with here. Im lazy.

Chaos

[Red Wizard]

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
5. Join in Start the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
00. Have your internet connection forcibly taken from you because you spend too much time at EoFF.
-1. Go to EoFF at work/school because your internet was forcibly taken from you.

[Loony BoB]

Red: YES, YES. *adds*

[Leeza]

43 out of the 92 things that I've done here:

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold. He invited me, he didn't tell me.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder. I don't remember, but I think not.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
38. Get a LiveJournal
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist. I would never have any song by Greenday on my playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender). Scottie is a sweetie.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky

[Del Murder]

- Get shot by a sniper.
- Spam the Feedback Forum
- Agree with Unne
- Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF
- Declare that the 'magic' has disappeared
- Become a Recognized Member or wonder who most of the Recognized Members are
- Ask to be a Knight or say you'd make a good Knight but you 'don't really want to be'
- Use the following words in a post: n00b, b0x0rs, huggle, *nods*
- Make some reference to Bleys/Unne being a couple

Good list there, BoBBy.

EDIT: I have done 65 of the ones listed. Not bad.

[Shoeberto]

It's sad, but I can honestly say I've done quite a few of those. *kills self*

[Ariel]

It's scary how many of those I've done. I'll do a count later on.

[Spatvark]

Originally posted by Del Murder
- Get shot by a sniper.

I WAS the sniper XD

[Shoeberto]

Originally posted by Purgatory
I WAS the sniper XD

I actually went through the memberlist, took every member's name with five or more post, copied and pasted them, and PMed them to the sniper. Then I shot myself because I realized I took an hour out of my life to do that. *shoots self*

[Aika]

ha ha ha ohhh i love #12 good god all i seriously did with ANYONE was try and help EVERY time i have ever spoken to anyone about any realtionship problems was not to prod in their buisness, not to make them feel down, but because ive been alot of **** in my life and heaven forbid i pass on any sort of lessons. My god i didnt know you could get spat at or yelled at or cursed at for just caring about someones problems. Youll be happy to know though that ive had quite a few people on EOFF PM or chat with me about their problems and asking for advice.

but thanks to the lot of you though i now dont give a rats ass about if anyone gets hurt and will no longer try to prevent it. I no longer go out of my way to give any kind of advice to anyone. You can screw up your own damn lives. Good for you.

Im truly sorry i ever cared.

[krissy]

70. See a forum you never realised even existed.


current events, what!?!?!

[Yamaneko]

Originally posted by Purgatory
I WAS the sniper XD

But saying that you got shot by Spat / Purgatory is no fun.

[eestlinc]

making a secondary account just to make the board suck less should be on the list.