Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
Been there. Done it.

78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be insulted by Wyllius.
80. Make a spelling mistake and then be flamed to hell and back about it.
81. Use Ed's technicolour nightmare theme.
82. Have an epileptic fit (probably due to the above).
83. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.

I can't think of any more.