43 out of the 92 things that I've done here:

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold. He invited me, he didn't tell me.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder. I don't remember, but I think not.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
38. Get a LiveJournal
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist. I would never have any song by Greenday on my playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender). Scottie is a sweetie.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky