Hmm...

*Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
*Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). *I'm doing it right now by posting. >=D*
*Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
*Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. *The ONE time I've been in there. X_x;*
*See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
*Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does. *haha.. I miss my n00B days*
*Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
*Be given a cookie by some random member.
*Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something. *laughs at Mik*
*Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
*Post your picture in a photo thread.
*Get quoted in the quotes thread.
*Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
*Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
*Get your name on the EoFF Map
*Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
*Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
*Be hit on by someone of the same gender. *Does Kalen count? She's so manly*
*Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
*Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
*Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
*See Bleys’ Crotch.
*Hear Kishi sing.
*Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
*Either… Miss Sean
*Get a LiveJournal
*Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
*Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
*Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
*Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
*Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
*post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread. *not frequently though.*
*View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
*Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
*View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
*Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
*Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
*Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
*Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
*Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
*When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
*Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
*See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
*Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
*Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
*See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
*Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. *WYLL! Yay!*
*Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
*Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
*See a forum you never realised even existed.
*Browse through the General Archive.
*Stalk someone. *Only Simon.. and he doesn't mind. *
*Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
*Get disappointed at a member being banned.
*Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
*Be insulted by Kishi.
*Be corrected by Kishi. *Kishi scared me half to death when I was a newbie... scariest person evaire. *
*Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
*Max out your PM folders.
*Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
*have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF. *Senior year of high school it was probably a little more than 50%. O.o;*
*Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
*Get shot by a sniper.
*Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
*Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
*See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
*Mistake someone for the other gender.
*Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it. >=DDD

Haha.. I've done more of those then I thought. =O 68 out of 101. Go me.