2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
Done. I've also been gone for more than three months.

3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.

Luckily, that hasn't been done to me yet.

7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.

Done, long time ago. Might've even been before it was called the Ciddies.

8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.

*sigh*

9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.

Many, many times.

10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.

He's annoying.

11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.

Me and Del Snizz. 'Bout a year ago.

13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.

I dunno...I've mostly agreed with Spuuky. Heh

14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.

Yep.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.

Lots of times.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.

Yes. Mostly by Elyse.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder

Tons of times.

20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.

Bleys and BOU have probably done it.

21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.

Hehe.

22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).

Aiyon.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map

Yeah.
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.

It's Soda!
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.

I did something for the Writer's a while ago. Thinking of submitting what I have written of the tGA History.

27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.

*shudders*

29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)

*kicks Bleys in the shin*
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.

Ace.

32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.

Yep.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.

Kinda hard not to.
34. Hear Kishi sing.

*shudders*
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.

Yeah.

36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.

>=D

37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.

Sean is teh r0x0rz.

38. Get a LiveJournal

Just recently, because Elyse is an annoying brat. *nods*

39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.

I've probably done that once or twice in the past three years here.

40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.

O_o
41. Try to figure out your post count.

Nah.

42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.

Hehe.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.

>=D
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.

Yeah. Especially at Aiyon.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.

Yep.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).

Err...no.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.

I very rarely even look at the main site.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.

I used to.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.

All.

53. Improve your grammar.

Pfft. Mine grammars g00d.

56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.

Of course.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.

That's happened so many times over the years, it's hard not to.

59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.

I was in Magestar at the very beginning. I was even, as a Knight at the time, DM. Temporarily.

61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.

Long time ago for tGA. Me, Britt, Leo on IParty.

62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.

Yeah.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.

Yep.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.

*nods*

65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.

Haven't seen hair yet.

66. Play a game in the arcade.

All the time at school.

68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.

xD

69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF

Yep.

70. See a forum you never realised even existed.

Xenogears. Kidding!

71. Browse through the General Archive.

All the time.

73. Stalk someone.

*stalks BooB*

74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.

Yes. *rage*

75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.

I dunno. Probably, though.

76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.

Yep.

77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.

*nods*

78. Be insulted by Kishi.

Yeah.

79. Be corrected by Kishi.

Of course. Who hasn't?

80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.

*laughs* Yes.

81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).

Yeah.

83. Max out your PM folders.

Yep.

84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.

Heh. Yeah.

86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky

Kinda hard not to here.

90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.

Yep. The first was the ol' TifaL and Andrew marriage at the EzBoard.

91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.

Yep.

92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.

Of course.

93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.

Probably.

94. Get shot by a sniper.

N- *gets shot by a sniper*

95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.

Who doesn't?

96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU

No, but he certainly steals enough of them.

98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.

Haha.

100. Mistake someone for the other gender.

*memories* No, but others have. *laughs*

101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

^ I did this JUST because of that last one, BooB.