1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
Not Yet
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
Oh sure...it was 4 months I think.
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
I'm still waiting
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
Nope.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
Meh No.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
I would.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
Yes.... Most likely to be picked last.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
All the time.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
Most the time.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
No Not Yet
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
Oh sure... once
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
I solve my own problems.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
Nope.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
I think Ii'm going on 17
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
Many times.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
Oh yeah....
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
A few times.
18. Be huggled by Evenstar*
Not that I recall
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
A while ago
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
In the 'good old days'
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
*see above*
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
Actually yes.... but I don't post.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
Of course
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
xD
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
I can't write.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
No... my name sux0rs
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
Why of course
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
Sure.. tis fun
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
No... I'm too subtle for that.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
Yep.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
Teh Midget Party is dead.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
Almost
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
*shudder*
34. Hear Kishi sing.
*shudder*
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
Attack me.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
All the time
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
a)
38. Get a LiveJournal
No.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
Yes....
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
Oh yeah.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
I know my post count. IT is 478.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
Does the chatroom count?
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
No.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
No.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
Maybe.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
Sure.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
Oh Sco!!!
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
Yes!
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
Sorry no.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
Once.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
All the time.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
Once.
53. Improve your grammar.
Hell no.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
Nope.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
Errr No.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
Yes.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
Why not... Its fun.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
What?
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
I think.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
Yes.... .........Kill me.
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
VC r teh r0x0r
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
NO.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
YAY!
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
Yes.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
All teh time.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
Yay.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
Yep.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
It doesn't work? I never tried.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
Oh yeah.
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
I still get surprized.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
Tis a long and boring journey.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
There is a 'Who's Online' page!!!
73. Stalk someone.
Yes.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
Why sure.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
I think so.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
No.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
I don't want to be involved.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
Yes.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
Yes.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
And listen to "Darude - Sandstorm" in the background.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
No.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
I should.
83. Max out your PM folders.
No.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
Sadly.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
Yes.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
I think.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
No.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
Well... meh
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
How about 87%
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
Probably.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
YES!!!!!!
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
I had to do that for some time.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
No.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
Why would you think... *gets shot by a sniper*
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
I should die shouldn't i.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
Probably.
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
Nope.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
Why sure.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
I'm sure I've seen many.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
*Yep*
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.
*Oh Yeah*