Here are the ones I haven't done, 'cuz that's easier.

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU