Favorite Funny Quotes (spoilers)

[Psychotic]

Another great one is at the Timber Owl's hideout:

Some person:I wonder what the president's address will be about?
Selphie:Everybody -- Peace -- and -- love!!!!
*Everyone looks at Selphie*

Great

[Rye]

Lol! I liked it when Squall was in the torture room and you select "just let me die." he tells the guard

"Y-your b-breath Stinks!" than BZZZZT!

lol he probably got that guard to take a breath mint ^.^ poor squall though...

[LovesRinoa]

Lol! I liked it when Squall was in the torture room and you select "just let me die." he tells the guard "Y-your b-breath Stinks!" than BZZZZT

He tells him that when you choose Gotta Live, i just played that part like 2 days ago. Also if you look closely, right after Squall tells him his breath stinks, he spits in his face. LOVE IT!! Who says Squall is a boring,self centered,keeps to himself loner?

I like the part when Irvine says something to Zell on the train ride after you pick him up at Galbadia Garden. After all the women kinda dissed him, he tells of how hes a loner and all snipers are like that, and to not bother him. Then Zell punches the train floor, then over the load speaker someone says, the train wasnt damaged by that little disruption, or something close to that. Then they repeat it. Zell gets no respect.

[Rye]

I think it said, "The train was not damaged my that minor vibration" except the guy stutters ^.^

right after Squall tells him his breath stinks, he spits in his face. LOVE IT!!

Yeah I forgot about that. Lol!!! ^.^

[Dazlar Bynon]

Garden Faculty: "... One more minute..."
[Zell comes cruising in on his T-Board]
Zell: "Made it!"
Garden Faculty: "T-Boards are prohibited within Garden. Have you forgotten?"
Zell: "Oops, sorry!"
Zell: "But this is really cool. It may come in handy on a Seed mission, someday"
Garden Faculty: "We'll be the judge of that."
[Garden Faculty takes T-Board]
Garden Faculty: "Confiscate it."
[T-Board is taken away]
Garden Faculty: "All of you are members of Seed, but..."
Garden Faculty: "Nevertheless. you're stillstudents at this Garden."
Garden Faculty: "Furthermore, because you are Seeds, you must abide by the Garden's rules."
Garden Faculty: "Understood!?"
[Zell is really pissed now]

I like that!

[Rye]

Lol! I like when Quistis told everyone about the time when Zell drove the board into the girl's bathroom. Lol ^^ (I betcha the pig-tailed girl ran in to meet Zell)

[darkangel5681]

I think one of the funniest quotes is from the first "flashback" after Laguna "talks" to Julia (leg cramps...)

Kiros: You cut a pretty pathetic figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Irvine: Whoa look at these old school rifles.

Zell: Hey don't touch those, the're my grandpas.

Irvine: Oh, man. But there so cool. You gotta at least let me check 'em out.

Zell: Oh alright just be careful.

Irvine: Alright

BOOOM

Zell: What are you doing.

Or how about when you first get Irvine from Galbadia garden. On your way to Deling City just leave the team settings the way Irvine has them.

Irvine: Alright 2 beutiful women to myself.

Rinoa: Oh my lets get going

(Rinoa and Selphie grasp on to Irvine)

Selphie: Lets go Irvey Kinniypoo

Irvine: Oh please call me Irvine.

Squall: Sometimes I don't understrand women

Quistis: (latches onto Squall) Let's go Squall

I think thats how they go.

[Rye]

Lol! That was funny, but quistis ruined the scene :grr:

[Dazlar Bynon]

Quistis rarely contributes to anything... You should know that.

[Rye]

Yup... Too True. I don't think she made any funny quotes at ALL in the game...

[Calvin]

I think the only scene where I actually laughed out loud (alright, cuckled to myself), was the ending cinema where Raijin caught the fish and Fujin kicked him into the water. In the words of Strong Bad, "That was pretty hilarious."

[Dazlar Bynon]

Selphie: "By the way... This model's nice but the president's car looks kinda shabby. ......Why is that?"
Watts: "Yeah, Rinoa made it. That's why. We bought everything else at the gift store."
Zell: "Oh... I thought some kid made it. The paint job sucks, too."
Squall: (......? Yeah...It kind of does.)
Rinoa: "Oh, shut up! I made it look like that on purpose."
"It represents my hatred towards Deling."
Zell: "Hatred, eh...? Yeah...right."
Selphie: "It'sone of the...ugliest things that I've ever seen in my life. You must really hate him."
Squall: "......"
Rinoa: "Are you guys finished!? Enough about the model! Can we get on with it now!?"

Selphie brings out the worst in people and I wouldn't want it any other way, cause that would ruin FFVIII!

[HOOTERS]

Originally posted by RikkuYuna89
Yup... Too True. I don't think she made any funny quotes at ALL in the game...

Seifer: Instructor...I hate when people wish me luck, save it for bad students who need it.

Quistis: Ok, good luck Seifer.

Seifer: Add Insructor Trepe to the list.

[Rye]

Ok, one ^.^ I forgot about that one