I say we all start being elitist bastards and create a forum only for the people that the staff like, and we can talk about anything there. And it'll add on to our post counts. And the more posts you get, the better a person you are. And we can all get PM's saying "Can I have access to the Elite Forum?" and we can say "No, you suck, you're not worthy." and they can cry.
No, really. We can even conspire against all the sucky unworthy members. And when I say sucky unworthy members, they know who they are. Because they're sucky. And unworthy.
Yeah, that's right. Eltists are better than you.
*cuddle*