Cloud, he's such a wimp.

A) he's got blond hair, he must be dumb
B) his hairstyle, he must be queer
C) he's got scrawny arms, which threaten my self image as a big burly guy
D) he's got a girly chin, he must be queer
E) his sword is bigger, which threatens my manhood
F) he always hangs around Barret, he must be queer
G) he gets all the chicks, what a queer
H) he likes playing with crystal balls, he must be queer
I) huhuhuhuh, I said queer

(/sarcasm)