Create your own attacks.

[black orb]

>>> Chocopoo: Cute Summoned Chocobo that crap all over thier victims causing instant death..

[Kurohime]

Feh... this is a Final Fantasy game, right?

THE FINAL FANTASY

You end up getting your enemies to fight over which of yoru attacks is the best/worst. You also make them fight over which one has the best/worst music, best/worst main character, best/worst special effects...

And in some cases, your enemies start criticizing your newer attacks, saying that it wasn't worthy of the name. Or they leave enemies wondering what the hell is going on with you, now that your newer attacks are all getting really weird and spawning sequel attacks.

Etc. etc. etc...


TRANSLATIONAGA!!!1

You just end up cmpletely farking up everyone's words so all they say is stuff like, "This man are sick."


:P

...I'm feeling rather uninspired. I'll shut up now.

[muchacho]

Hells Bells: a devil comes up from hell with 2 bells causeing damage of 6666 to the enemy 6 times. if the enemys level is divisable with 6 then a instant death accurs

[Big D]

Bleys of Glory: A long-lost party member makes his triumphant return. Amidst the upheaval and confusion, the enemy slips away.

The Bright Side: A near-death party member whistles a happy tune, boosting the party's spirits and courage.

[Kurohime]

The Meddling Kid Attack

You simply screw up the enemy's plans by ripping off his/her mask and exposing him as the evil villain he/she is. And he/she would have gotten away with it, too... if it wasn't for you and your meddling party!


The Japanese Business Plan

You can deal out five times the damage using only 20% of your original MP. You also have extremely kick-ass marketing abilities, by which you get enemies across the world to completely fall for your extraordinarily cute/trendy skills, which may show on Cartoon Network in the afternoons. The more deadly/taboo versions show on their Adult Swim lineup.

[Wind Shear]

I created a character instead!!!!

Name: James Lloyd Atwil (that's my real name!)



Overdrive/Limit Break: Kali ng Hangin (means Wind Kali in Filipino language)

Kali ng Hangin Oveerdrive/Limit Break List:

Boost Jump
Description: James Lloyd leaps into the air and comes down, driving his weapon into the enemy, inflicting damage.

Blast Jump
Description: James Lloyd jumps high into the air and comes down with his spear thus creating the blast to inflict other enemies with lesser damage.

Brawler's Jump
Description: James Lloyd throws his weapon in the mid-air and run towards the enemy. Then he gave lots of brutal blows to the enemy, and when the weapon is about to fall, he jumps into mid-air to catch his weapon and performs a jump attack to an enemy.

Blast Wave
Description: James Lloyd jumps off the mid-air, swings his weapon, creating a shock wave and delivers the arc to all enemies, causes damage and delay turn.

Banishing Arc
Description: James Lloyd simply slashes his weapon once, powerful enough to banish one enemy (Similar to Auron's Shooting Star in FFX)

Force 12 Gale
Description: James Lloyd summons a very powerful wind, moving around him, then the wind will move back to his back and suddenly blows toward all enemies and there's a chance to banish all weak enemies.

Wind Shear
Description: James Lloyd summons a very powerful wind, the wind moves towards at the back of enemies, and suddenly blows with the enemy; all enemies blown by the wind and James Lloyd will converge at the center. At the converging point, James Lloyd will perform powerful attacks to all enemies, one by one thus inflicting very high damage.


Special Skills
1. Jump
2. Recover
3. Resist - nullifies Charm for three to five turns
4. Concentrate
5. Guard

[The One Winged Angel]

The Inquisitor: The Inquisitor is summoned and all enemies on screen are forced to justify their existence, if they fail they are removed from existence and another, hopefully weaker, version takes their place

The Worm-do line: You try to woo opponents to your cause by hitting them with this fantastic piece of chat up genius, unfortunately almost all enemies are not swayed by this easily, with about a 0.01% conversion rate, however it does often stun enemies with it's uselessness, buying you 3 free attacks

[Scar Face]

Summon poop: a portal opens and odin comes bouncing out on his Ass.Odin then Swallows his sword and his horse and poops on the enemy causing instant death.It also works on final bosses.

Fat Man Meteor: The battle ground shatters like its glass and the party disappears.Then suddenly a 20,000 pound fat man hits all the enemies and crushes them into the earth doing 9999 damage.

P.S.I'm alittle fat myself and I am in no way trying to offend anyone.