NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Their chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Their *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Their *four*...no... *Amongst* Their weapons.... Amongst their weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

...Sorry, I just couldn't resist...