Summon poop: a portal opens and odin comes bouncing out on his Ass.Odin then Swallows his sword and his horse and poops on the enemy causing instant death.It also works on final bosses.

Fat Man Meteor: The battle ground shatters like its glass and the party disappears.Then suddenly a 20,000 pound fat man hits all the enemies and crushes them into the earth doing 9999 damage.

P.S.I'm alittle fat myself and I am in no way trying to offend anyone.