How about naming aeris "your balls"
How about naming aeris "your balls"
LOL, Yes! I just look it up in my walkthrough. Its in the picture of Aeris's 4th limit break. They named Cloud "Smooth", They just named redVIII "Red", and Aeris's name is "biatch". I think that's so funny.Originally posted by Duneguy
I would just like to say, if anyone owns the squaresoft walkthrough, or Primus or whatever, in where its naming the characters undet nanaki on his limit breaks, on one screen shot there, either aieris or tifa are named Biatch, i believe there are one or 2 of those screen shots
sorry for reviving this old thread, but i just had to reply.
You guys must be in mid-game, because I can not possibly remember FF scripts after the fact.
Such crazy nonsense. Anyway, when my brother played FF7 (I never played it seriously...did it once with game shark), he had themes. For example, pervert: leading to names such as perv-kitty (duh), perverts (cait sith), and so forth.
He never renamed females though....funny.
Yeah, in the BradyGames walkthrough, the pics for Great Gospel show Aeris' name as "Biatch".
that whole "my balls " thing is one of the funnier things i've ever seen. jesus christ...
"I remember my balls a lot..."
BAAAAHAHAHA!!!
"Hmph... legendary guardian? I was just a boy...
I wanted to change the world, too. But I changed nothing.
That is my story."
~Auron (FFX)
"A sealed up, secret wish... Tender memories... No one can ever know."
~Cloud (FFVII)
"This day will never come again... So let me have this moment."
~Tifa (FFVII)
My balls! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
The worst I've had was Vzsbucks and Rejorx my randomly picking letters.
Switching names is fun, like calling Aeris Tifa and calling Tifa Aeris. Much confusion.
Funny...
VERY funny... Gee, now I wonder if 'My Balls' is taken already as a username on this board...
Unfortunately, I was one of the many here who nicknamed Red XIII "Nanaki"... much confusion ensued...
"Who is Nanki?"
"Nanaki is Nanaki."
Oi. Other than that, I don't really name my characters much. There's just no need too, and it'd be TOO annoying to get tired of a name AFTER having, say, beaten all the WEAPONs and mastered Chocobo racing and wasted all that time W-Iteming everything (heh heh hehjust kidding) and so on...
If anyone here DOES want to see a ton of amusing quotes without having to worry about playing through the whole dang game again, or if anyone here simply doesn't own or have access to a copy of FF7, you could try finding an FF7 script online, downloading and opening it (or copying and pasting it from some website or other), then doing a search-and-replace on. Say, replace "Aeris" with "my balls." Then, read and enjoy! ^^ There's a script at http://www.phoenixgenesis.com/ff7/ff...f7contents.htm ... And there are other places where ye can get the whole script on one page, so... Yeah, Just an idea...
Heh... Y'know, someone should put the FF7 script on a website and add the ability to change names on it as a feature... kinda like FF7 Mad Libs... ^_^ Heh.
Next step: Start switching fan discussions, too! (warning: various spoilers about my balls included.)
"I need some help. I'm stuck on this one part, right after that mysterious dream sequence with my balls."
"I miss my balls..."
"Are they bringing my balls back in the sequel?"
"Oh no! I spent all that time training my balls, and now she's GONE!"
"Tifa was much better than my balls."
"It's not my balls, it's my ballth."
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! SEPHIROTH JUST STABBED MY BALLS! IN THE HEART!"
"Have you gone on a date with my balls yet? No? Well, make sure to treat my balls nicely."
"Do you have that my balls mp3?"
"I wonder what that scene at the end meant, with my balls and everything...? My balls looked so peaceful."
wrong game, but in ffix i change amarants name to ass hole just for the classic 1 liner...
"They call me "The Flaming Ass Hole""
My Balls & MY Balls i was crying with laughter
:laugh: that was great.Originally posted by Razorheart215
"They call me "The Flaming Ass Hole""
Ha Ha Ha
My balls, that is helarious. also the biatch in the strategy guide. that is so funny. i just had to go look. "flaming ass-hole" is also very funny. but i think my balls will always be the best.
I'm growing partial to detesting a disease in me.
It's head swells into beautiful. Dependency.
With teeth that feed on flesh and everything.
I swear I am not.
A small price to bleed and give you everything that you want.
Dancing with the spirit, giving heart to pump a dirty vein.
Leaving with a scar, a uniform to bruise a perfect stain.
Anything you hate will be the root of everything you breathe.
Breathing in the dirt will leave you hating all that you conceive.
For a laugh I called Barret 'HoneyBun'. Observe:
Aeris: Thank you, Mr Honeybun!
Barret: Who you callin' Mr Honeybun? That don't sound right!
XD
I'm trying to find something witty and intelligent to put here.
I'm failing.
I can't say it's original as I'm ripping the idea off someone on FFOnline from years ago (before it was Sin City), but the following can be VERY entertaining.
Name Barret "Rufus"
Name Cloud "Zack"
And the one I DID actually come up with...
Name Barret "Mr. T".
This I did on my first game thru, and the line...
Aeris: Thank you Mr. Mr. T!
Mr. T: Who you callin' Mr. Mr. T? That don't sound right!
Needless to say many asses were laughed off.
*Cough*
Randomly renaming the characters after other characters - for example, Barret as Rufus and Cloud as Zack, as you duggest - can be entertaining, though.Originally posted by me, in this very thread
For example, when you name Barret, call him "T". Then, when he and Aeris are escaping the Shinra building, the following conversation will ensue.
Aeris: "Thank you, Mr T!"
Barret: "Who you callin' Mr T? That don't sound right!"
I called Barret B***CHIN
"I'm B***CHIN, and I don't trust you so we're staying together"
Tifa "Stop B***CHIN!*
ahh, it didn't happen very often but it was still funny.
Too big.
Yes, I saw that Big D. As you will notice however, mine has the slight difference of a "Mr" in the name instead of just "T".
I claim not to have originated the glory of Aeris calling him "Mr. T", but I do lay claim to the utter idiocy of "Mr. Mr. T".
*smiles softly*
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