VERY funny... Gee, now I wonder if 'My Balls' is taken already as a username on this board...

Unfortunately, I was one of the many here who nicknamed Red XIII "Nanaki"... much confusion ensued...

"Who is Nanki?"
"Nanaki is Nanaki."

Oi. Other than that, I don't really name my characters much. There's just no need too, and it'd be TOO annoying to get tired of a name AFTER having, say, beaten all the WEAPONs and mastered Chocobo racing and wasted all that time W-Iteming everything (heh heh heh just kidding) and so on...

If anyone here DOES want to see a ton of amusing quotes without having to worry about playing through the whole dang game again, or if anyone here simply doesn't own or have access to a copy of FF7, you could try finding an FF7 script online, downloading and opening it (or copying and pasting it from some website or other), then doing a search-and-replace on. Say, replace "Aeris" with "my balls." Then, read and enjoy! ^^ There's a script at http://www.phoenixgenesis.com/ff7/ff...f7contents.htm ... And there are other places where ye can get the whole script on one page, so... Yeah, Just an idea...

Heh... Y'know, someone should put the FF7 script on a website and add the ability to change names on it as a feature... kinda like FF7 Mad Libs... ^_^ Heh.

Next step: Start switching fan discussions, too! (warning: various spoilers about my balls included.)

"I need some help. I'm stuck on this one part, right after that mysterious dream sequence with my balls."
"I miss my balls..."
"Are they bringing my balls back in the sequel?"
"Oh no! I spent all that time training my balls, and now she's GONE! "
"Tifa was much better than my balls."
"It's not my balls, it's my ballth."
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! SEPHIROTH JUST STABBED MY BALLS! IN THE HEART!"
"Have you gone on a date with my balls yet? No? Well, make sure to treat my balls nicely."
"Do you have that my balls mp3?"
"I wonder what that scene at the end meant, with my balls and everything...? My balls looked so peaceful."