FFX-2 Funny Story!

[Scandalous]

The Luca Girls are doing a dance...

Wakka: *glares* I knew you guys were girls!

Tidus: No one can ever beat the...

Shuin: Drum roll please!

Tidus: SPIRA GIRLS!

Auron: This is very humiliating. T_T

Tidus: Auron...

Auron: Er, I mean...ahem...*puts on girly voice* no one can ever beat the Spira girls!

Tidus: That's better...

Wakka: Tidus, Shuin, Auron! Cheerleading tactics!

Auron, Tidus & Shuin: Aye!

[They grab their pom-poms]

Tidus: Gimme a T!

Shuin: Gimme an S!

Auron: Gimme a...A?

Wakka: Gimme a W!

Luca Girl: That's it! Attack these assholes!

Some girls voice: ENOUGH EVIL DOERS!

[The Spira Girls and Luca Girls stare at the Luca Stadiums cealing]

Girl: In the name of Yevon, I will punish you!

Another girl: Yevon isn't a religion any more, Yuna.

Yuna: Yeah, but it sounded cool!

Tidus: Yuna?!

Shuin: And that means...

Tidus: The other girl is Lenne!

Tidus & Shuin: *cliched movie scream*

Yuna: You idiot! You gave us away!

Lenne: So what?! We couldn't keep ourselves hidden for that much longer!

Yuna: That isn't the point! I wanted to prove that I wasn't just some sissy Lara Croft wannabe!

Lenne: Oh, shut up! All you've ever done during our trip is complain!

Yuna: I wouldn't complain if YOU left me alone!

Lenne: Well, screw you!

[Lenne and Yuna are arguing in the background]

Tidus: Some crime fighting girls they are...

Shuin: Oh, well! Since they've left us alone, we can get on with the show!

Wakka: Er... The Luca Girls have scrammed.

Tidus: Which means we can get on with the show!

Auron: -_-;

Tidus: Yeah!

Shuin: Yeah!

Wakka: Yeah!

Auron: I can't stand all this girlyness! I'm so sick of wearing velvet dresses with a flowery hat!

Tidus: You signed on to be in the band, Auron!

Auron: No, I didn't! YOU signed me on!

Tidus: Yeah!

Shuin: Yeah!

Wakka: Yeah!

Auron: Stop saying 'yeah!'

Tidus: Yeah!

Shuin: Yeah!

Wakka: Yeah!

[Wakka, Tidus and Shuin begin running around Auron singing a nursery rhyme]

Auron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGH!!!!!!!!

[Aurons runs off making an Auron shaped hole in the doors of Luca Stadium]

Tidus: Oh, well, we're better off without him!

Shuin: Yeah!

Wakka: Yeah!

Yuna: Yeah!

Lenne: Yuna!

Luca Girls: Not so fast!

[They all turn around and see the Luca Girls armed with explosives and guns]

To be continued...