Shuin: hey your supposed to be dead!

Tidus: ah yes, woops

[dies again]

Audience: Encore encore!!!!

[To be continued]
Shuin: *Tears well up in eyes* My BFF!!!! *best friend forever) You killed him!

Shuin: *Shuin Grabs Yuna's pistols* Die... SPIRA GIRL STYLE!!! *Screams prepishly*

Wakka: I will have my vengances!!! Ya!!!

Shuin: I will have to perform the KISS OF LIFE! Wakka u kick some Luca Girl ass!

Wakka: Like Totally yeah!!! *does cartwheel and chases luca girls with blitzball*

Shuin: I like u as a friend but... *kiss*

Yuna: Look! *hops up and down* Shuin is kissing Tidus... O-o-o-o-o!!!

Lenne: First he acts like a lesbian in my singer suit, and now he kisses boys-

Yuna: In my boyfriend's cheerleading outfit!!!

Lenne: This is just too much to bear *runs crying*

To be continued....