FFX-2 Funny Story!

[Scandalous]

Lenne: Our baby! Shuin, have mercy!

Shuin: It's my baby so I get to hold him...

Yuna: I'm having major stomach pains!

Wakka: Oh my god, ya? Yuna is going into labour, ya? This calls for hospital abounds, ya?

Auron: *screams prepishly* RONSOCATS GALORE!

Yuna: MY STOMACH!

Tidus: Yuna! X.x Ohmigod, I'm going to be a father *passes out*

Shuin: MUWHAHAHA! THE BABY IS MINE!

Lenne: Shuin! Hand me our baby!

Shuin: NO!

Auron: RONSOCATS!

Kimahri: Kimahri is happy!

Yuna: *in pain* Why, that's new isn't it!!!

Kimahri: Kimahri is hurt...

Tidus: Stop talking in third person, you quer!

Kimahri: Quer?

Lenne: What's that?

Shuin: I don't know?

Wakka: Really, don't ya know?

Shuin: No, do you?

Wakka: 'Fraid not, ya? Yuna?

Yuna: *in pain still* No, I don't...

Tidus: *no longer passed out* Don't you know?

Yuna: I know I'm in pain!

Auron: Really, do you?

Rikku: Auron!!!

Auron: No!!

Rikku: DADDY!

Tidus: Daddy!?

Shuin: Is she talking to me, or...

Auron: I am not your daddy! Get away, you damned child!

Rikku: Daddy! Auron!!

[Rikku is trying to hug Auron]

Auron: SOMEONE PLEASE GET RID OF HER!!!!!

[Some soldiers run up to Auron and shoot Rikku]

Auron: *phew*

Shuin: Oops, I just dropped the baby -

Lenne: ARGH! DO YOU KNOW HOW HIGH UP WE ARE?!?!?!

Some voice: Fear not, lady!

Lenne: Eh?

Some voice: I am super O'aka! I am at your service!

Lenne: Super what?

Shuin: O'aka?

Tidus: Mr O'aka! Been a long time since I've seen you!

Super O'aka: Ah, Tidus! What is wrong with...Yuna there?

Tidus: It's a long story.

Super O'aka: Hmm....well, I must be off!

Lenne: Hey -

Super O'aka: Farewell!

[Super O'aka flies off]

Lenne: HEY, BRING ME MY BABY!

To be continued...