At O'aka's home...

Wantz: My precioussssssss......... (this is not a LOTR rip-off)

Shudus: O_O X_X T.T

Meanwhile, the FFX-2 gang are discussing how they are going to get Shudus back...

Lenne: My baby! *sobs*

Shuin: Don't worry, Lenne! We'll get our baby back!

Lenne: Oh, Shuin!

[Lenne strangles Shuin]

Lenne: This is all YOUR fault! If you hadn't pretended to take Shudus hostage he would of NEVER been taken hostage seriously!

Wakka: I say we get going, ya?

Tidus: We must find Shudus!

Yuna: What?! I'm in labour here!

Tidus: Eh...I'll stay behind with Yuna.

Wakka: Okay, ya?

Auron: I'll come too. That O'aka guy really grated on my nerves.

Rikku: Can I come?

Auron: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

Wakka: She was supposed to be dead, ya?

Rikku: Hehe, daddy! Please can I come?

Auron: x.x Fine.

Rikku: YAAAAAAAY!

[Rikku hugs Auron]

Yuna: Gah! My stomach!

Tidus: I wish I could come, Shuin...

Shuin: Nah, we'll be fine! Right, Lenne?

Lenne: Hmph.

Wakka: So let's go, ya?

All: Ya!

Wakka: YA!!

At the Al-Bhed's Home....

Cid: Curses!

Brother: What's wrong, dad?

Cid: Rikku is going to save the baby of Lenne and Shuin! Wait what's this...

Cid: CURSESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid: She's calling that lump of Auron 'daddy!'

Brother: How cute!

[Cid hits Brother around the head]

Cid: I am her dad! Not him!

Brother: Are you jealous?

Cid: An Al-Bhed tribes leader is never jealous!

Cid: Sure...

At O'aka's home...

O'aka: Wantz, is the baby cooking?

Wantz: He's just fine! My preciousssss..........

O'aka: ..... Okay.

Wantz: Diaper alert!

O'aka: Okay!

The FFX-2 gang are travelling...

Rikku: My feet hurt!

Shuin: Shut up.

Rikku: I'm hungry!

Lenne: Shut up.

Rikku: I'm thirsty!!

Wakka: Shut up, ya?

Rikku: I'm tired!!!!!!!

Auron: SHUT UP!

Lenne: You shouldn't of let that brat come!

Rikku: Brat?! *cries*

Lenne: -_-

Wakka: Let's just keep going, ya? We're almost at the top of the mountain, ya!

[Everyone looks up to see a huge distance to walk]

Lenne: *sigh*

Wakka: We must venture on, ya?

Auron: Whatever. As soon as we reach the Chocobo Farm we are renting Chocobo's.

Wakka: That's a good idea, ya?

Shuin: How far away from the Chocobo Farm are we?

Auron: Um...I'd say eight miles...

Wakka: Eight miles, ya?!?

Shuin & Lenne: EIGHT WHAT?!?!

Rikku: Teehee, I think I saw a frog in that lake!

Shuin: Lake!?!!?

[Shuin dives in the lake...only it isn't a lake]

Rikku: Teehee, got ya!

Shuin: My head...

Lenne: >.<

Wakka: Let's go, ya?

Shuin: *muttering* I wish Tidus was here...

Lenne: What's that?!?

Shuin: Er, nothing!

Wakka: I SAID LET'S GO, YA?

All: Ya!!

Wakka: YA!! *screams prepishly*

All: o_O

To be continued...