Back at Al-bhed home...

Cid: Is Rikku traveling with TEEN BOYS!?

Brother: Yeah so?

Cid: What do u mean yeah so!? I'm the over-protective al bhed father. If those blonde pretty boys even looks at her *temple pulsing*

Brother: *sigh*

Cid: Ah! they looked at her! Over-Protective father to the rescuuuuuuuueeee!

Brother: ... I'll get the keys to the airship

Back with FFX-2 Gang...

Rikku: Auron Auron! Aury! Aury! Papa!

Auron: O.o *tch* I can't take it anymore!!! *Shakes hangs in air*

Wakka: Watch out! You might break a nail!

Kimahri: Kimahri's ears are burning from Rikku

Shuin: *breaks down a cries* Wah! I need Tidus! *takes out picture of him and tidus* Oh... I remember it just like it was yesterday... I stole his cheerleading outfit...

Lenne: You cheater! It WAS yesterday!

Shuin: I will sing a song for Tidus! *

Ooooooo, Tidus!
Remember the times we spent together cross-dressing?
Oooooooooooo, Tidus!
But some women had to take you away from me...
Oooooooooooooooooooooo, TIDUS!
I thought it was our baby but I guess I was wrong
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TIDUS -

Wakka: Shut up,ya? I'm gonna break a nail! *cries*

Voice: Hold it you pop singing, Teen boys!

All: ?

Cid: Rikku!!! I'll save you from the teen boys! Over protective daddy to the rescuuuee!!!

Shuin: Wah! Stop dissing my singing over-protective father man! *sniffle* no one understands! *walks away*

Rikku: Come back!!! I luv u!!! Shuiy Shuiy!

Shuin: rikku is my own true friend at the moment!

rikku: *blush*

shuin: of course no one can ever be as good as tidus...

Cid: Ah!! stop hitting on my daughter!!!! *hisses* my precioussssss, my daughter being hit on! it burns!!!!

Rikku: shut up!!

Cid: O_O ALREADY THEIR BAD INFLUENCE HAS GOTTEN TO YOU!

Wakka: *Cries* Your screaming is breaking my nails!

Rikku: Ha Dad! Watch this! *hugs shuin*

Lenne: *hiss*

Cid: Ah! *eyes burn* I'm meeeeeellllting.... *bubble*

Wakka: *puts on fake nails* how cute...

Auron: No body loves ME!!!! *wails* Come back Rikku

Kimahri: Kimahri loves Auron *Smiles showing scary teeth*

Auron: *Dies*

Kimahri: I will have to perform the KISS OF LIFE!!!

To be continued...