Auron: *alive* NOT THE KISS OF LIFE!!!! Rikku, come back and bother me!

Rikku: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW........*drooling over Shuin*

Shuin: Nu! Only Tidus is allowed to do that!

Lenne: Oh, so I'm not!?!?!

Wakka: We should be going, ya?

Auron: If you say ya one more time -

Wakka: What's ya problem, ya?

Shuin: HELP?!

Rikku: TEEHEE!

[Rikku starts tickling Shuin]

Shuin: No....hahaha....no..hahaha...HELP ME!....HAHAHAHAHA...

Lenne: Rikku is molesting my boyfriend!

Kimahri: Kimahri loves Auron!

Lenne: Get off, Rikku!

Shuin: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HELP!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Auron: ENOUGH OF THIS ING CHAOS!!

[Everyone freezes and looks at Auron]

Auron: Ahem...

Wakka: Let's go, ya? I think we're almost to the Chocobo Farm, ya?

Auron: Shut up with the ya's.

Wakka: You shut up, ya!

Auron: Ya, ya, ya! All you ever say is ya!

Wakka: Well what am I saying now!

Auron: You can say something without using ya then?!?!

Wakka: Ya! I mean yes!

Some voice: MUWHAHAHAHA!

All: ...?

Some voice: I have your baby, Shuin!

Lenne: My baby! *breaks down again*

Some voice: He's in the oven!

Shuin: O_O

Wakka: Dammit, ya?

Auron: Grrrr...

Shuin: Oh, dear! I think we should all go save Shudus and forget about the chocobo's!

Rikku: Aw, I wanted to ride a chocobo...

Lenne: *throws Rikku a dirty look* What's more important?! Riding a chocobo or saving the life of a poor innocent little baby?!?

Some voice: Well, actually...

[A man jumps out of the darkness]

Tidus: 'Tis I!

Shuin: Tidus!

Tidus: Shuin!

Shuin: Oh, Tidus!

Tidus: Oh, Shu -

Lenne: SHUT UP!

Wakka: Umm...ya. How'd you get here, ya?

Tidus: I left Yuna with the nurse. She recovered after having a mental breakdown about telling us who the mother of Shudus is. She's having our baby.

Auron: Dammit, that'll go missing next...

Rikku: Teehee!

Shuin: Man, I'm happy for you.

Tidus: Thanks, Shuin!

Shuin: I've missed you. ;_;

Tidus: I've missed you too. ;_;

Lenne: Tidus, you should be ashamed! You're going to be a father in at least two hours time and you're hitting on another man?!

Shuin: Whatever, Lenne.

Wakka: We should go, ya?

All apart from Auron: Ya!!!

Wakka: YA -

[Auron punches Wakka in the face]

Auron: Ah, I feel better now.

All: O______o;;;;

Some other voice: MUWHAHAHAHA!

All: O_O;;;;;;;;;

Wakka: *wakes up* I hear a noise...!

All: o.o;

Some other voice: I have your baby!

Shuin: e.e It's probably some other physco pretending to be O'aka...

Some other voice: No, really, I have your baby!

Tidus: Prove it!

Some other voice: Fine, I will! You shall all be teleported to my base!

Rikku: NO! THE CHOCOBO'S!

Auron: AH!

Rikku: I want an ice cream!

Auron: I'll get you one later...

Rikku: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Some other voice: o.O Yes...anyway, I will transport you to my base!

[The gang are transported and land on a stone floor]

Shuin: Ouch! My backside! Hm?

All: O_O

Some other voice: Welcome to my humble abound!

Lenne: This is your HOUSE?

Some other voice: Well, yes, isn't it cosy?

Shuin: Whatever! Show yourself!

[The man speaking shows himself and is...]

Shuin: EH! YOU'RE NOT O'AKA!

Wantz: Yes, I have your baby.

Wantz: I am O'aka's brother.

Wantz: Yes, I have your baby! MUWHAHAHAHA!

Lenne: Give me my baby! *summons Valefor*

Shuin: Um, Lenne, there are no Aeon's anymore...

Lenne: ;_; My baby!

Auron: *flashes sword* Look, give us the goddamn baby! I just want to go home and drink liquor!

All: ............

Tidus: I didn't know you liked to drink liquor...

Auron: Yes, right, are you going to give us the baby or not?

Wantz: Not without a fight!!

Auron: -_-; Dammit, I need my liquor...

Wantz: I will now summon...YOJIMBO!!

All: O_________________________________O;!

Shuin: YOU CAN'T SUMMON ANYMORE, YOU ASSHOLE.

Wantz: Oh, er...yes...you're right. Ahem.

[Wantz tries to find his sword, Auron zaps him with thundaga]

Wantz: Eh heh...burn baby burn....

[Wantz dies]

Lenne: =D MY HERO!

[Lenne hugs Auron]

Shuin: Now we have to find Shudus.

Tidus: And avoid O'aka...

Auron: And buy some liquor!

Rikku: And an ice cream!

Wakka: And peform as the Spira Girls, ya?

All: Ya!!

To be continued...