FFX-2 Funny Story!

[Brian The Pink Shark]

Rikku: Can we go see the chocobos now

Auron:Enough with the Chocobos Ya

Wakka:That's my line Ya

Auron:Sorry, it's because you keep saying it

Lenne:Excuse me can we just get going, I have my baby, Tidus has Shuin and Rikku and Auron...

Rikku and Auron:?

Lenne:Are very nice people

Auron:I guess that is acceptable

Rikku:But my Ice cream!

Shuin:Let's just go back and see Yuna now she needs us, we can get Ice cream, booze and chocobos later

Rikku: (pouts)But I want chocobos now

Lenne:Stop being such a Shoopuf

Tidus:Come on Shuin let's just you and me go back and leave these guys to argue

(To be continued...)

[Rye]

Auron: *Mutters* I can't believe Rikku got a shoopuff...

Super O'aka: Not so fast!

All: O.o

Super O'aka: You killed Wantz! I loved him... like a brother!

Rikku: He is your brother... like Kimahri is my brother Wother! Kimmy! I love u Kimmy Kimahri! *Hugs Kimahri*

Kimahri: *Temple pulsing* Kimahri had enou-!

Wakka: *cries* My nails! Your breaking them more! *opens up nail repair kit*

Wakka: *Painting his nails pink* This will be that fianl battle, ya know!?

Auron: I know!?

Kimahri: You know?

Lenne: Shut up!

Shuin: This looks like a job for... THE SPIRA GIRLS!!!

Tidus: Wait! I have something to say... When we kill O'aka... I'll... dissapear

Shuin: *tears in eyes* what!? NUUU!!!! My love!

Lenne&Rikku: I'll be your love! *start cat fighting each other*

Shuin: Why!? Who will I share cheerleading outfits with?

Wakka: Who will I paint nails with every friday night!?


Battle!!!

Wakka: Blitzball I choose U!!! *hits O'aka*

O'aka&Wakka: NUU!!!

Rikku: Whats wrong Wakky Wakky!?

Wakka: *cries* I.. I broke a NAIL!!

Kimahri: Save some for KIMAHRI!!!! *Jumps in with a spear with the Auron and the Ronsocats logo on it*

Shuin: *steals Tidus' cheerleading outfit* Alright! Gimme a K! Gimme a I! Gimme a M! Gimme a A! Gim-

O'aka: AH!!!!

Shuin: *Singing* La La La! I said A not AH!

O'aka: My ears! Your singing is killing me! *dies*

Shuin: No one understands me!!! *cries*

Wakka: Lets all go home, ya! *mutters* I have to fix my nails

Tidus: *looks at hands than looks up at Shuin*

Shuin: *shakes head* No

Tidus: I have to go... *walks away*

Shuin: *runs through tidus and crys on the floor*

Shuin: ... I love you

Lenne: *cliche movie scream* NUUUU!!!

Tidus: *goes to give shuin a hug while Lenne claws at him*

Tidus: Bye

Back at Yuna's House...

Yuna: Where Tidus? He has to see the baby.

Auron: eh... he's a great guy

Wakka: I'll miss him *cries*

Yuna: what!?

Shuin: ...

Rikku: O-o-o! Yuna Yuna guess what... I got a shoopuff and Tidus disapeared! Yey!

Yuna: WHAT!??! *shakes* No...

To be continued...

[Scandalous]

Note: Lol, thanks for replying Squinn! You can go up on the story! I'm posting this on my website! ^.^

The Ending...

Shuin: After Tidus disappeared everything changed. Yuna looked after her baby alone, and accidently lost it one day. Me and the gang were looking all over the place for it.

Yuna: *screams*

Auron: Yuna, what's wrong?!

Yuna: My baby has gotten lost!

All: NOT AGAIN!

Shuin: Wakka did what he always wanted to do, fix nails. He got a job in the local nail salon and wore pink whilst fixing peoples nails for them...

Wakka: This is good buisness, ya?

Lady: Oh, you are a natural!!

Wakka: Why thanks, ya. I love fixing nails, ya...but one day I will become a giant nail myself, ya?

Shuin: Lenne became a hermit because I switched between her and Tidus.

Lenne: What?!?!?? Oh, Shuin, you said you loved me!

Shuin: Well, I lied! We can still be friends though!

Lenne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shuin: Cid went completely insane when he found out Rikku had been hit on by teen boys, and jumped off a cliff last September.

Cid: My daughter is being hit on!! My life is worth living no longer! GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!

Shuin: On the subject of Rikku, she was adopted by Auron but he went completely mad within a week of living with her and shot himself in the head with Yuna's gun. He spent a month in hospital having his brain fixed, but he came out alright in the end and happily drank his liquor.

Rikku: Hehe! I feel like a pony!! I want a pony!!

Auron: GAAAAAAAAH! *shoots himself*

Rikku: Daddy! Hehe! What's this red stuff here?!?!?!

Auron: *twitch twitch*

Shuin: Kimahri went back to live with the Ronso's and peformed as the Ronsocats. Kimahri won two awards for trouttiest band of the year.

Kimahri: Kimahri has shiny award.....oooo........*drools* Kimahri love award......

Shuin: As for us doing stuff together, we all performed as the Spira Girls and realeased an album. It's a new hit in Spira music stores. Of course, Tidus will be missed forever. We all love you Tidus!

Shuin: Are we ready to peform yet?!?!

Auron: Not really.

Shuin: The crowd is getting impatient!

Lenne: I'm the hermit of the band, so I say we get rockin'!

Wakka: Lenne speaks, ya?

Shuin: Okay...let's go!!

Spira Girl rolecall!!!

Shuin!! *dances*
Lenne!! *poses*
Auron!! *throws pretty flowers*
Yuna!! *blows kiss*
Wakka!! *courtsies*
Rikku!!! *bats eyelids*

ONE, TWO, THREE GO!!

Meanwhile...

Tidus: This is gonna be the hardest thing I've done in a while! Ouch!

[Tidus trips over on his cloak]

Tidus: Blasted thing!

Man: Hey son, what you doing?

Tidus: O.O!

Man: Trying to break into the stadium, are we?

Tidus: No! Er...I'm looking for somebody!

Man: Yeah, like who?

Tidus: He's called Shuin!

Man: Shuin? Of the Spira Girl band? I think you're pulling my dick fat there...

Tidus: Your what?!

Man: I honestly think you're pulling my leg there.

Tidus: No, honestly I'm not!

Man: Yeah, yeah...come with me son.

Tidus: No! NO!!!

[The man drags Tidus off]

In the stadium...

Commentator: An excellent peformance from the Spira Girls yet again!!!

[Everyone cheers]

Another voice: No! No! This isn't over yet!!

Commentator: What?!!? Hey, boy, do not steal my microph -

Another voice: Shuin?!!?!?

Spira Girls: .......

Shuin: ....Yes?

Tidus: It's me, Tidus!!!!!!!

Spira Girls: WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

Rikku: Oh, Tidus is back! YAYAYAYAYAYA!

Yuna: Tidus!

Wakka: Ya!

Auron: Oh, no...

Lenne: Hmm...

Shuin: T-T-T-TIDUS?!?!

Tidus: Yeah, it's me!

Crowd: O_o;;;;;;;;;

Shuin: OH!

[Shuin runs off the stage to the doors of the backstage]

Spira Girls: FOLLOW THE LEADER!

[The Spira Girls follow Shuin, Shuin has made it to the commentating room]

Tidus: SHUIN!

Shuin: TIDUS!

Tidus: Oh, Shuin!

Shuin: Oh, Tidus!

Tidus: Oh, Shuin!

Shuin: Oh, Tidus!

Tidus: Oh, Shu -

Lenne: Hold it right there!

Shuin & Tidus: O_O!

Lenne: I want to say...hi, Tidus!

Tidus: *phew* I thought you were gonna bitch for a moment there...

Lenne: Nope! I'm not jealous anymore! Shuin can go to hell!

Shuin: Why thank you...

Rikku: Tidy!!! I've missed you!!!

Auron: ....

Wakka: Welcome back, ya?

Rikku: Teehee! We must tell you all about the things that have happened whilst you've been gone!

Yuna: Yeah!

Lenne: Yeah!

Shuin: Yeah!

Wakka: Ya!

[Yuna looks at Auron]

Yuna: Auron?

Auron: What?

Yuna: Auron...

Auron: Uh! Ahem. I mean, yeah!

Tidus: Yaaaaaaay!!

Wakka: Let's go home, ya??

At home...

Shuin: So yeah, me and Lenne did not rename the baby in the end.

Tidus: Cool! I've missed so much...

Shuin: We've missed so much too!

Tidus: Eh??

Rikku: You!! Teehee!

Auron: Argh...what cheese...

Yuna: Have a cheese sandwich, Auron!!

Auron: X_X!!

Tidus: Yeah, so like, five years ago I did not see Yuna's baby.

Yuna: Oh!!!

Tidus: What did you call him?

Yuna: Er...I forgot.

Tidus: o_o

Yuna: Hold on!

[Yuna runs into the baby room]

Shuin: She's clueless.

[Yuna runs back out, screaming]

Yuna: THE BABY HAS GONE MISSING!!

All: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

[The screen goes black]

- THE END ...FINALLY!! -

[Shuin]

Epilogue so soon? Mmm.... I'm still haven't enough on this funny story. Ha ha ha.... *Laugh rolling around*

[Psychotic]

That was pretty funny, but it lacked a certain something.

Wakka:Nuclear warheads for life, ya?

Now that is perfect

(If you didn't understand that, click Here and you can see a sort of FFX version of this, featuring Nuclear warheads )

[Rye]

Lol me and scandalous love that story. Wakka must have nuke nail polish! ^.^

[Scandalous]

Nah...Nuke is his idea lol ^.^ We're gonna do the next part of the story here, so I'll post up the first one when I'm done! Glad you liked it. ^.^

Me and RikkuYuna are like comedian partners! Lol!! XD

[Rye]

Ok, lets start a new one! ^.^ Yey Scandalous helped me think then beggining up...


2 years since Tidus came back

In Tidus' and Shuins' mud hut in front of T.V

T.V. News Reporter: I'd like to interupt
this program for a News Bulletin. They're is a dangerous babynapper on the loose. Be on the look out! *sketch of baby napper on T.V*

Tidus: *knitting new cheerleading outfit* Did you meet that guy when you went to prison, Shuin?

Shuin: *Smoking pipe* No! They sent me to the female prison, remember? We should tell Yuna and Lenne about this guy.

At Lennes House...

Shuin: *kicks door open* Lenne, Lenne I-

Lenne: *kissing another man*

Shuin: O.o I thought you were a hermit!

Lenne: Shuin!? Tidus!?

Tidus: *points at the man Lenne kissed* Look Shuin it's your boyfriend from prison thats on T.V!

Shuin *pouts* He's not my boyfriend!

Wakka: *pops out of nowhere* Shuin's got a boyfriend, ya!? Can I paint his nai-

Shuin: Wah! I don't have a boyfriend!

Rikku: I'm his girlfriend, LA LA LA!!! Right Shui Shui!?

All: O.o

Tidus: *Lip quivers* I thought I was your boyfriend... *cries*

Shuin: Aww... Tidus of course you are!

Wakka: YAMAN!

Man Lenne Kissed/Babynapper: AH! I can't take it anymore. *points at Wakka* Jamaican me crazy!!!! *steals baby Shudus and runs*

Lenne: My baby! WAH!!!

Wakka! My nails! Your hurting my precioussssss nails!

Auron: *Walks into Lenne's house* No one gives a dayum about your nails so shut up! Jamaican me crazy!

Wakka: Stop making fun of me *Cries*

Shuin and Tidus: Don't pout, we'll cheer you up... SPIRA GIRL STYLE!!!!

*Drumroll* Spira Girl Rolecall!!!!

Shuin!!! *batts eyes at Tidus*
Tidus!!! *Blows kisses*
Wakka!!! *repairs nails*

Every boy and every girl SPIRA up your life!!!

Lenne: *sobs* That won't work... we need Shuin's worst enemy! We need the cops!

Shuin: *gasps* No... me and Tidus wil be the cops! *crime fighting pose*

Wakka: Me too, ya?

Shuin... we'll be... Shudus' Angels!!!!

Tidus: I'll sew the costumes!

Shuin: I'll get the make-up

Wakka:.. I'll get the nail polish!!! *Screams prepishly*

To be Continued...

[Scandalous]

Lenne: I still don't think you'll do a proper job!!!

Shuin: Don't worry, us...Shudus Angels will do a great job!

Lenne: x.x

Auron: I still think ShuTiWaAu would make a better name.

Wakka: This is the second time Shudus has gone missing, ya?

Auron: Yes, Yaman.

Wakka: Yaman?

Rikku: Teehee! Yaman!

Wakka: Shut up with the Yaman!

Rikku: Teehee! Get it? Ya and man! Teehee!

Wakka: >.< Jamaican me crazy!

Wakka: That gave me a song idea!

Jamaican me crazy
I just can't sleep!
I'm so excited
I live too deep
It's not funny
But I feel alright
Yaman keeps me up all night!
(By the way Britney Spears sux)

Shuin: O___o;

Tidus: I don't think that'll quite make the cut.

Lenne: I think you should go and look for Shudus now!

Shuin: Good idea!

Auron: Yes.

Tidus: *screams prepishly*

Shuin: We also need a different way of screaming...

Tidus: Okay! *screams schoolgirly*

Shuin: Not that! X_X;;;;

Lenne: Get going!

Wakka: Ya!

At Yuna's house...

Yuna: La, la, la, la, la...hm?

[The phone rings and Yuna picks it up]

Yuna: Hello?

Man's voice: Hello, sweety.

Yuna: Sorry, I don't currently have a boyfriend. I think you've got the wrong number -

Man's voice: No, sweety, what you doing?

Yuna: Um...watching a movie.

Man's voice: Really? What like?

Yuna: A scary one.

Man's voice: You like scary movies?

Yuna: Look! We are not looking for a Scream rip-off here!

Man's voice: I know, but do you like scary movies?

Yuna: Some.

Man's voice: Like...?

Yuna: I'm sorry but my baby is crying.

Man's voice: Baby?

[Yuna hangs up]

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yuna: Hush, baby. Rock-a-bye-baby...eh?

[The phone rings again, Yuna answers it]

Yuna: Hello?

Man's voice: What you doing?

Yuna: Look! If you're looking for buisness ring a prositution hotline or something!

Man's voice: Okay, sweety...did you say you had a baby?

Yuna: Yes.

Man's voice: What's it called?

Yuna: I'm sorry I can't tell you that.

Man's voice: And why not?

Yuna: Because I don't even know you?

Man's voice: I'm watching you, sweety.

Yuna: Eh?

Man's voice: I'm watching you and I'm going to find you and rip you open.

Yuna: *yawn*

Man's voice: I'm going to tear you up with my double-edged butchers knife.

Yuna: Why?

Man's voice: To see what your insides look like.

Yuna: Listen, bastard! My ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend will be around in a minute and kick your ass!

Man's voice: What? You mean the one who plays in that rock band and dresses like a women?

Yuna: How do you know...?

Man's voice: Look behind the curtain.

Yuna: *gulp*

[Yuna pulls the curtain back and see's Tidus tied to chair]

Tidus: Help me! Help!

[Tidus suddenly pulls himself from the chair and grabs the phone from Yuna]

Tidus: Look, you ass! Me and my boyfriend know what you are, you babynapper!

Shuin: And that was turning into a copy of Scary Movie.

Yuna: Babynapper?! My baby! I didn't lock the doors!

[Yuna runs to the room her baby is being kept in to see that the cradle is empty]

Yuna: No! My baby!

Shuin: Look at the door!

[They all look at the door, which is wide open. Wakka pops his head round the corner]

Wakka: Hey, ya! That nice man who just ran through here offered to do my nails for me next Friday night, ya!

Tidus: Wakka, you niv! That was the babynapper!

Wakka: Babynapper, ya?!?!? Come to think of it he was carrying a black bundle, ya...

Yuna: No!!! *has a mental breakdown*

Shuin: Time for the Shudus Angels to get to work!!!

Tidus: *whisper* We haven't even started looking for Shudus yet...Lenne is gonna kill us...

Shuin: *whispers back* I know, but we didnt' expect this to happen. We just came to warn Yuna at first.

[Tidus and Shuin run out the door to see Auron fighting with the babynapper on the lawn]

Auron: En garde!

Babynapper: The babies are mine!

[Babynapper spots Shuin and Tidus running across the lawn and casts stop on them]

Shuin: I can't move!

Tidus: Me neither!

Auron: O_O!

Yuna: My baby! Auron, get my baby!

Auron: Give back the baby!

Shuin: Where is Shudus?!?!

Babynapper: Shudus is safe and sound, don't worry.

Tidus: But we are worrying! *Mutter* Only because Lenne will kill us if we don't get the baby back...literally.

[Auron casts Haste on Shuin and Tidus]

Shuin: Cool, I can move again!

[Shuin jumps on top of the babynapper. The babynapper stabs him with his knife]

Babynapper: I guess I did get to see someones insides afterall!

[The babynapper jumps on to the roof of a nearby building with Yuna's baby and out of sight]

Shuin: Help me, I'm bleeding to death!

Tidus: Noooo! *jumps on top of Shuin and peforms the Kiss of Life* Live!!! LIVE!!!

[Yuna runs out on to the lawn]

Yuna: He got away with my baby!

Tidus: I am totally crushing.

Shuin: Yes! You're totally crushing me!

Tidus: *Sob sob* He killed my love!

Shuin: Tidus, I'm okay. He stabbed me with a plastic knife.

Tidus: Oh!

[Tidus gets up off Shuin]

Yuna: You let that dolt get away! The world is so unfair to me, first I lose Tidus and now I lose the baby -

Shuin: Hold your chocobo's, Yuna. He got away with Lenne's baby as well.

Yuna: What?!?!

Shuin: Yeah, he steals babies.

Auron: Who'd want to do that? What with all these babies crying and screaming 24/7...and I thought adopting Rikku was bad.

[Rikku suddenly appears out of no where]

Rikku: I saw a man! He had a baby with him! Yey, yey, guess what da -

Auron: *breathes*

Yuna: Where did you see the man?!?! Tell me!

[Yuna shakes Rikku until she's dizzy]

Rikku: Eh...I saw him...on a red roof...

Auron: Oh, that really helps! There are tons of red roofs in this city!

Shuin: Red roof? What was it shaped like?

Rikku: It was pointy!

Shuin: The hospital!

Tidus: He will try and steal new born babies!

Yuna: *sobs* The cruelty...

[Wakka suddenly walks on to the lawn]

Wakka: Where's that man, ya? I want him to paint my nails! Do you like my new colour?

[Wakka shows them his nails, which are now red]

Auron: That's no good! We need to find the babies he's taken!

Wakka: Well, I think it's hella tight.

Shuin: C'mon!

Tidus: We must make our way to the hospital!

Rikku: Me too, hehe!

Auron: Ugh...

Tidus: Okay, we can go now!

Wakka: Ya!

To be continued...

[Rye]

Note: XD this is so funny!!!

Outside Hospital...

Shuin: We have to go under cover

Tidus: I have a idea! Shudus' Angels huddle!

*all come together*

Tidus: *whisper, whisper*

Auron: O.o

Wakka: YAMAN!

At Hospital...

Shuin: *carrying Tidus disguised as a pregnant women*
My wife is gonna have a baby!!!

Nurse: Oh my! Let me go get the doctor! *runs*

Tidus: He he, told you it would work!

Auron: I can't believe you stooped so low just to get into a hospital... I mean you could've pretended you were a sick kid or something.

Tidus: It's my hobby, how could I NOT want to dress like a lady!?

Wakka: YAMAN!

Nurse: Ok! A room is set... *looks at Wakka and Auron* Who are these two?

Auron: I-

Shuin: He's uncle Aury and that's *points to Wakka* Aunt Wakkina

Wakka: Do you like my nails? I did them this morning!

Nurse: Ok... Let me have your wife... what's her name?

Tidus: *looks alarmed*

Shuin: Eh... her name is... Tina!

Nurse: Ok Tina... Practice your breathing!

Tidus: Wah! Don't make me go! *is taken away*

Wakka: *shouts* don't forget to polish the baby's nails for Auntie Wakkina!

Shuin: Ok angels, lets go! We have to save the babies!

In baby room

Wakka: *Screams prepishly* Look at all the babies waiting or their nails to be done!!!

Auron&Shuin: O.o

Wakka: *whips out nail polish* This will be fun! *nail painting frenzy*

Auron: gr... Jamaican me crazy! We have to find the Babynapper!

Nurse: *runs in* Your wife is having the baby!

All: O.o

Shuin: That's my wife! *runs like a girl to Tiduss' room*

In Tidus' room...

Doctor: Congradulations... It's a... it! *holds pillow that Tidus used as a disguise under his dress*

Shuin: Thats my... it!

Wakka: Aw! Look at it! So beautiful... *whips out nail polish* give it too me!!!!

Babynapper: Give it to me! *grabs and runs out of room*

Shuin: C'mon angels! Lets get him!

*All cartwheel out of room except for Tidus who trips on his floor long maternity dress*

Tidus: Wait for Tina!!!


To be continued

[Scandalous]

Outside the hospital...

Shuin: Stop right there, you babynapper!

Babynapper: This stupid thing is just a pillow.

[The Babynapper throws the pillow on the floor]

Babynapper: Hahahaha!

Wakka: What you laughing about, ya? It's breaking my nails!

Auron: Shut up about your nails!

Babynapper: As you probably don't know, I have set a time bomb in the basements of this hospital. If my memory serves me, it will be going off in a matter of...*looks at watch* twenty minutes! All these babies will go BOOM! MUWHAHAHAHA!

[The babynapper jumps on to a building and out of sight]

Wakka: We must save the babies, ya?

Shuin: C'mon!!!

Auron: Sigh...

Rikku: Teehee! Oh, what about Tidus!!

Auron: He'll catch up with us.

[They all run back in the hospital just as Tidus is running out]

Tidus: Hey, wait!! Where are you going!?!?

[He trips on his dress again]

Tidus: ARRRGGGGGGGGH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAIT!!!

In the hospital...

[Shuin runs up to a nurse]

Shuin: Which way is it to the basement!?!?!

Nurse: Go left, then down the stairs near the boiler room.

Shuin: Thanks!

[They all run off]

Nurse: Why do you want to go down there anyway?!?!

Shuin: No time to explain, lady!

[They all turn left toward the boiler room]

Shuin: There are no stairs!

Auron: We've been cheated!

Wakka: Uh-oh, ya?

Rikku: O-o-o-o!!! *jumps up and down and points to a door knob*

Wakka: Rikku is a genius, ya?

[Shuin runs up to the door and opens it]

Shuin: Stairs!

[They suddenly hear a rumbling noise]

Wakka: I hear a noise...!

[They all wait at the top of the stairs as the rumbling gets louder]

Wakka: Hurry up, ya? The suspense is breaking my nails!

[Suddenly an ostrage runs up the stairs]

Shuin: WAH!

Auron: HOLY SH *thrown into the wall by the crazy animal*

Rikku: Teehee! Aww!! Cute!!

Ostrage: I am here to serve you.

Rikku: It talks! Yaaaaaaaay!

[Rikku hugs the ostrage]

[Auron falls down from the wall leaving a deep Auron-shaped dint in the wall]

Ostrage: I am sorry about that, good sir.

Auron: *muffled because he's face down on the floor* That's quite alright.

Ostrage: We must hurry! The time bomb is ready to go off any minute!

Shuin: C'mon Angels...follow the damn animal!

[They all run down the stairs after the giant bird]

Rikku: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Auron: A pit of boiling hot lava...

Shuin: The babynapper must of put all these traps here.

Wakka: I was just about to say, ya, this is one damn screwed up basement, ya?

Auron: ........... Shut up, Yaman.

Ostrage: I will help you on your way!

Rikku: Teehee! Can I get on your back!?!

Ostrage: Certainly!

Rikku: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Rikku climbs on the back of the ostrage]

Shuin: Ahem.

Ostrage: Yes, grab hold of my legs, men.

[They all each grab a different leg]

Wakka: Amazing, ya? This is just like magic!

Auron: NO HARRY POTTER RIP-OFFS!!!

[The ostrage lands on the ground and they see a set of spikes layed down on the floor]

Shuin: Oh, great. Time to have our guts ripped out. Just what I always wanted.

Wakka: We must get over, ya? But the spikes might break my nails!

Ostrage: Grab my legs.

[They all grab the ostrage's legs again. They end up being thrown over, for the ostrage accidently let go and fell into the spikes]

Shuin: Damn, that musta hurt.

Rikku: Oh, the poor thing...

Wakka: Nevermind, ya? We must find the time bomb, ya?

Shuin: Yeah, and what if theirs another trap up ahead?

Auron: We have no time for idle banter. We must preserve!

Shuin: .........Right.

[They carry on, and Wakka is pulled up into the air by a leg trap]

Wakka: HELP ME, YA?!?!? IT'S BREAKING MY NAILS!!

Auron: O_______O!

[Shuin spots the time bomb]

Shuin: There it is! Auron, smash it with your sword!

[Auron draws his Masamune and attempts to smash the time bomb. Nothing happens]

Wakka: That is one strong time bomb, ya?

Rikku: Teehee, you're supposed to be panicing!

Wakka: Ya. Ohmigod, HELP ME! YA! I AM BREAKING MY NAILS!!

[The time bomb now reads 00:50 secs]

Shuin: We have fifty seconds to think of something!!

Auron: Er...*casts all the spells he can think of on the time bomb*

Rikku: Teehee! I'll panic too! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

[Suddenly the time bomb stops counting down]

Auron: Huh? So the screaming of a little brat stops the explosion?

Wakka: Guess so, ya.

Auron: ...Interesting.

Rikku: Oh, so I'm a little brat now am I?!?! Well, I'm sorry if I acted ditzy, I don't know why I did!

[Everyone is stunned]

Rikku: Er...teehee!!

Wakka: Knew it wouldn't last, ya?

Shuin: Let's get going.

Wakka: Er...Shuin, ya???

Shuin: Yeah?

Wakka: Help me down, ya?

Shuin: Oh, right!

Outside the hospital again...

Shuin: *phew* That was close.

Wakka: Ya.

[Suddenly the hospital explodes]

All: O______O

Shuin: Oh, well, it blew up anyway.

Rikku: Teehee, Tidus was still in the hospital!

Shuin: O.O! NOO! MY LOVE!

[Shuin falls to his knees in front of the hospital which is now a big crater in the earth]

Rikku: ^.^ I was only kidding, Shoe-y! He's right there!

[Rikku points to Tidus who is out cold, sprawled out on the floor near the bustop]

Shuin: My love!

[Shuin jumps on top of Tidus and tries to get him awake by slapping his face]

Wakka: Heads up, ya?

[Wakka crabs a bucket of ice cold water and Shuin moves away from him]

Wakka: YAMAN! *throws water all over Tidus]

Tidus: O_O! COLD! BRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Er...it's you.

[Tidus looks at the crater]

Tidus: The hospital exploded?!?!?

Wakka: Ya.

Rikku: Soooo sad....

Auron: Um.

Shuin: We gotta focus on catching the Babynapper though.

Rikku: You're right, teehee!

Shuin: Okay, Angels! Let's go!

All except Auron: Ya!!!

To be continued...

[Rye]

Back at Lennes house:

Lenne: You didn't get the baby back!?!?

Shuin: Sorry but-

Lenne: I knew you cross dressing cops couldn't do it!

Tidus: *stumbles on dress* We have names you know!

Wakka: Yeah! I'm aunt Wakkina!!! *polishes nails* and he's *points a auron* is Uncle Aury!

Auron: I'm NOT an uncle, and if any one calls me aury again, I- *sees Rikku's eyes light up* Ah! NU!!! Wakka you've created a monster!

Rikku: AURY AURY AURY!!!! I luff you aury! Will you be my papa?

Auron: *temple pulsing* NUU!!!

Wakka: *shrieks* My nails! My beautiful nails! My preciousssssss nails. You killed them! *foaming at mouth*

Kimahri: Kimahri luff auron too! Kimahri protect!

Auron: AH!!! *leaves Auron shaped whole in wall*

Kimahri: SAVE SOME FOR KIMAHRI!!!! *Chases*

Tidus: O.o You don't see that everyday...

Shuin: I wish Shudus was here... I remember the days when I'd take him to Cross-dressers R Us with me... I will sing a song for him... SPIRA GIRL STYLE!!!

Ooooh Shudus!
Remember the days in mud hut?
Ooooh Shudus!
Remember when I held you hostage?
Ooooh Shudus!
I Luff you!!!

Tidus: *is crying* Thats beautiful! I miss the little tyke...

Wakka: Lets look for him, ya!? We can't give up... were Shudus' Angels!

Lenne: Then it's settled! Go go go! *chases with stick* scram! Out of my house until you have my baby!

To be continued

[Scandalous]

Wakka: So, ya, we are out in the cold and dark, ya.

Rikku: Brrrr....It's cold *shakes*

Shuin: I think we should throw a party!

Tidus: Why?

Shuin: I don't know. I think it's gonna be a suprize, and it'll take Lenne's mind off the baby for a while.

Tidus: And Yuna's mind off her baby.

Rikku: Yesh yesh.

Auron: Eh?

Rikku: Nothing.

So, in the end they had a party...

Lenne: This music is too loud! They'll wake the neighbours!

Kimahri: Kimahri want food

[Kimahri opens the fridge and breaks the door off]

Yuna: My fridge!!!

Tidus: What's the big suprize, then?

Shuin: You'll see in a minute

Kimahri: Kimahri hungry, no good food in fridge

[Kimahri see's a chip packet on a chair]

Shuin: Hey! Git your paws off it! They're mine!

[Shuin hands Kimahri some cheesy poofs]

Shuin: Have these.

Kimahri: Kimahri not like cheese

Wakka: I'm like, painting peoples nails, ya?

Auron: Shut up, Yaman.

Wakka: Let me paint your nails! *Points at a lady sitting down on a chair*

Lady: Ok!

Wakka: This is good fun, ya?

Tidus: Can you tell me what the big suprize is NOW?

Shuin: Sure. Come to Yuna's room with me.

Tidus: Oo;;;

Rikku: Teehee!

Shuin: Eh?

Rikku: Go do your buisness, teehee!

[Shuin hits Rikku then drags Tidus into the room and shuts the door]

Shuin: I'm not doing this in front of everyone else. It's embarrasing, especially with Rikku there.

Tidus: Er...

[Shuin takes out a small box]

Tidus: OOOOOOOOO?!??!

Shuin: I want you to marry me! =D

[Shuin opens the box and shows Tidus a wedding ring]

Tidus: Oh, yesh yesh, I will!

Shuin: Yay!!

Rikku: *giggle*

Shuin: O.o

Tidus: o.O

Rikku: *giggles even harder*

[Tidus opens the door]

Tidus: RIKKU!!

Rikku: HAHAHAHA....*runs away*

Shuin and Tidus: HEY - !!

[They run out, but freeze just like everyone else is freezing, and see that the door is wide open with five coppers standing in the doorway]

Officer 1: We are looking for a man named Shuin.

Officer 2: For he blew up the local hospital.

Officer 3: That is a bad thing.

Officer 4: We must take him away.

Officer 5: Now.

Shuin WHAT?!??!

Tidus: No!

Officer 1: Are you Shuin?

Shuin: Yes, I am!

Officer 2: Come with us.

Tidus: No!

Officer 3: Come, now.

Tidus No!

Officer 4: Come -

Tidus: NO!

[Tidus picks up an ornament and throws it at the police man]

Wakka: All this crap is breaking my nails!! My nail polish is drying up, ya!!

[Shuin is being dragged away]

Tidus: No!

[Tidus reaches for Yuna's gun on the side and shoots the officer in the head]

All: O_____O!

Officer 2: Come.

[He begins dragging Shuin out again, Tidus shoots him in the head]

[Officer 3 begins dragging Shuin out, Tidus shoots him in the head]

Yuna: Tidus! Stop! You're breaking everything and commiting a crime by killing others!

Tidus: .... I DON'T WANT SHUIN TO GO! HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM!

[Everyone turns to look at Tidus]

Tidus: Er...

To be continued...

[Psychotic]

Tidus: Hey don't look at me, I didn't kill anything

Lenne: But we just saw you shoot all those officers...

Tidus: Sure you did, but explain why Rikku is wearing a "I killed all those Officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirt

Lenne: Don't be ridiculous, Rikku isn't wear-

Tidus Dresses Rikku in a "I killed all those Officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirt

Lenne: Touché

Wakka: Yeah, he's got you there, ya?

Yuna: But we still all did see him doing it

Shuin: Oh really, then why are you all wearing "We all saw Rikku kill all those officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirts then?

Yuna: Uh... we're not?

Shuin Dresses Auron, Yuna, Wakka and Lenne in "We all saw Rikku kill all those officers with a Machina Pistol" T-shirts

Wakka:Now you guys are becoming predictable, ya?

Shuin: Oh yeah, and that comes from a guy that says "ya" after everything he says?

Wakka: I don't do that, ya? oh damn, ya?

Officer 4: Oh yeah, by the way, you didn't kill me.

Officer 5: Yeah but he killed me!

Officer 4: You're not dead, fool. You're talking

Officer 5: Sorry, I forgot

Tidus: Hey, I didn't kill anybody! except maybe a couple of those Nu Yevon nutters that always come knocking on the door, but they deserved it.

Shuin: Yeah, I mean look! Rikku is wearing a "I killed all those Officers with a Machina Pistol" t-shirt and those guys are wearing "We all saw Rikku kill all those officers with a Machina Pistol" t-shirts I think it's pretty conclusive who killed your colleagues

Officer 4: Yeah, I guess you're right

Officer 4 and Officer 5 begin to drag Rikku away

Rikku: Noooooo!!!

Auron: I know who can sort this mess out! Kimahri!

Auron opens the Kitchen door, and sees Kimahri rolling around on the floor wrestling with a melon. He quickly closes the door

Auron: Oooooo-kaaaaay

To be continued...

[m4tt]

Suddenly Gau jumps in and says:

On going story threads are a no-no!