FFX-2 Funny Story!
Me and RikkuYuna89 thought it'd be a good idea to create this thread. It's a story I wrote and posted on the FFX-2 Picture Thread here and RikkuYuna suggested creating a seperate topic so people can add on to it! See what you come up with!!
[/u]CLEANING OUT MY VENGAGUN[/u]
Lenne: Today, Shuin, we are to go shopping!
Shuin: For the love of God, NUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Lenne: We are to buy me a new dress!
Shuin: And a new thong!
Lenne: I don't buy thongs, Shuin.
Shuin: No, for me!
Lenne: o.O;
Tidus: Can we come too? Yuna wants to buy some new shorts! Smaller ones this time!
Yuna: Isn't it wonderful?
Lenne: Sure.
Tidus: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Shuin: *covers ears* *to Lenne* Does he HAVE to come?
Lenne: Yesh, er, I mean yes. He's cuter than you, anyway.
Shuin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!
Tidus: *covers ears*
Yuna: Erm...can we get going already?
In the shop...
Shuin: How about this one?
Lenne: No, I don't like pink.
Shuin: Huh? But girls like you look so PRETTY in a pink dress!
Lenne: What an insult!
[Lenne slaps Shuin round the face]
Lenne: I rather like this one.
Shuin: What? Blue?
Lenne: Aye.
Shuin: c.c Fine.
Meanwhile, Tidus and Yuna were in the other half of the shop...
Tidus: Try these on. I don't like pink.
Yuna: Too bad. I do.
Some voice: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yuna and Tidus: O.O
Some voice: GET OUT!!!!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!
[Yuna and Tidus see Shuin run out of the shop, with Lenne screaming bloody murder]
Yuna: Lenne, what's going on?
Lenne: Thater tried to get in the cubicle whilst I was trying on my dress!
Tidus: I did that once. xD
Yuna: Why, that's disgusting! Let's get 'em!!!!
[Yuna and Lenne run out of the shop, and Tidus picks up a pink dress and examines it]
Lenne: Now, listen here, Shuin!
Shuin: Don't have a go at me! You're the one who thought Tidus was cuter than your own BOYFRIEND!
Yuna: She said WHAT!?
Shuin: Oops.
Yuna: You little BITCH!
[Tidus runs out of the clothes shop wearing the pink dress]
Tidus: Do I look good in this thing?!?!
Yuna: Tidus!
Lenne: Aw, he looks so CUTE!
Shuin: LENNE!
Tidus: Pink dresses! Bouncy sheep! Green meadows!
Shuin: Yeah! Tidus had a little sheep it's fleece was as blue as -
Lenne: I think that came out wrong anyway.
Yuna: AAAAAAAAAH! TIDUS, TAKE THE DRESS OFF NOW!
Lenne: *squeal*
Shuin: LENNE!
Yuna: Take the dress off!
Tidus: Hehe, pinky winky!
Yuna: Take it off!
Tidus: What? And flash my manhood to the whole street? No thanks!
Yuna: Then take it off in the store!
Tidus: NO!
[Tidus runs off down the street followed by Yuna]
Shuin: Yay! Now I've got you all to myself!
Lenne: Um, yeah.
Shuin: I wuv you, Lenne.
Lenne: Oh, Shuin!
[They hug, but are soon distracted by Tidus and Yuna]
Tidus: PINK FRILLIES!!!
Yuna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! TIDUS, GET HERE NOW!!!
Tidus: YUNA WEARS PINK FRILLIES!!!!!!!!
Shuin: I've had it! X__________X I CAN'T GET ANY DAMN PRIVACY IN THIS WORLD!
[Shuin runs off screaming something about annoying mother
[Lenne glares at Tidus and drags him in an alley]
Lenne: Good, Yuna lost track of us!
Lenne: Now listen here you bastard, you either take that dress off now or I'll get Shuin to drown you in the blitzball stadium!
Tidus: X_X NO! NOT THAT!
[Tidus throws the dress off]
Lenne: YOU HAD YOUR CLOTHES ON UNDERNEATH?!
Tidus: Yeah, I thought it was a good idea since when Yuna caught me she'd of taken my head off, nevermind the dress, so it was best to keep my other clothes on before she...er...
[Tidus starts to sweat]
Lenne: Okay. O_o
Tidus: Lenne, I have something to tell you.
Lenne: What is it?
Tidus: I think you're prettier than Yuna!
[Lenne gasps and bats her eyelids]
Lenne: You ARE cuter than Shuin!
[Lenne smooches Tidus, then Yuna comes around the corner]
Yuna: I SAW THAT! YOU CHEATING SON OF A !@$!$?$!)!
Shuin: Hey, that's my line!
Yuna: Where'd you come from?
Shuin: Over there!
Yuna: Where?
Shuin: There!
Tidus: Where?
Shuin: THERE!
[Shuin points at a clothes store and they see Paine and Lulu walking out wearing their goth attire and the baby in punk clothes]
Shuin: Eh...there's something you don't see everday.
Tidus: OMFG!
Shuin: I saw you cheating on my Lenne. ;_;
Lenne: So what?! Tidus is cuter than you!
Yuna: If you say that one more time -
Shuin: We should swap careers! You be a blitzball player and I'll be the singer! I have a new hit comin' on!
Lenne: What is it?
Shuin: Tonight I'm cleaning out my Vengagun! I don't give a trout about youuuu!
[Shuin points at a lady in the street]
Lady: Well, I never!
[The lady storms off]
Shuin: Dammit, it worked on the other hoes.
Lenne, Tidus and Yuna: Oo;;
Shuin: How about this? I am a cheeky bitch, I am a cheeky bitch, you are a cheeky cow, you are a cheeky -
[People in the street start to scream and the alarms go off]
Alarm: Dangerous singing man about! I repeat, dangerous singing man about!
Shuin: Er - BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY!
[People start throwing food]
Tidus: I'm getting out of here!
[Tidus runs off]
Shuin: Boom, chica, boom, chica, boom, boom, boom!
[A women falls off the bench she's sitting on]
Lenne: Er - Shuin -
Shuin: SHUT UP! I'M TALKING TO YOU!
Lenne: O_O
Shuin: Um... I didn't mean you!
[Lenne's bottom lip tremples then she runs off sobbing]
Shuin: *cheesy grin* I'm such a ladies man.
Yuna: o_o
[Shuin rounds on Yuna]
Shuin: SHUT THE
[Shuin storms off]
Yuna: I didn't say anything...
Later...
Lenne: *sob sob sob*
Tidus: o_o I so can't comfort girls.
Lenne: Would you swap with Shuin? He yelled at me!
Tidus: No >.<
Lenne: *wail*
[Suddenly, Shuin can be seen running around the street in...]
Lenne: My songstress outfit!
Shuin: Look! I'm Lenne!
Lenne: @.@!
Tidus: That wig is scary...
Shuin: I'm a lesbian! Really, I am!
Lenne: Oh, no! I'll have a bad reputation for the rest of my life!
[People are now crowding around Shuin]
Shuin: Crazy! I just can't sleep!
Random guy: Hey, dude! Who's your lesbian girlfriend?
Shuin: I'm my girlfriend.
Random guy: O_o
Shuin: AYA! PRIMA! VUDA! MUVA
Lenne: I cannot believe this is happening.
Shuin: troutA! VATAMATAPATAKATA! BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Tidus: Wtf. x_x
Lenne: I cannot believe this is happening.
Shuin: ILIKESHEEP...ILIKESHEEP...ILIKESHEEP....HAHAYESILIKESHEEP
...XDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: ._. I think he's high on crack.
Lenne: I cannot believe this is happening.
[Yuna runs up the road]
Yuna: Uh-oh. Shuin has gone insane, I see.
Lenne: I cannot believe this is happening.
Yuna: Er... Lenne?
Lenne: I cannot believe this is happening.
Yuna: Lenne!
Lenne: I cannot believe this is happening.
Yuna: LENNE!
[Yuna slaps Lenne hard on the face]
Yuna: I think you'd better take a good look at your boyfriend.
[Lenne looks at Shuin, who is now doing the Macarena, then faints]
Tidus: Do you think I should join in?
Yuna: No.
Tidus: Too bad, I am anyway!
[Tidus runs down the road and returns fifteen minutes later in a pink dress and pompoms]
Yuna: *cliched movie scream*
Tidus & Shuin: One, two, three, four! Who's that knocking at your door?!
Yuna: X_X; *faints*
Lenne: *wakes up and sees Shuin and Tidus, then faints again*
Tidus & Shuin: Five, six, seven, eight! Look at that girl and watch her faint!
[Lenne wakes up again]
Lenne: DAMMIT, SHUIN!
[Lenne runs over to Shuin and taps him on the back, Shuin turns around and Lenne punches him in the face]
Tidus: Oh, woe is me!
[Tidus falls on to the ground nex to Shuin and sobs loudly]
Tidus: Why me?! Why?!
Lenne: Why me, you mean!
[Tidus look up]
Tidus: Wha'?
Lenne: It's all so unfair! I have a stupid boyfriend who thinks it's funny to act homosexual, and another boy who thinks it's good to cross dress and influences other people to cross dress, then we have Yuna, who knocks me out at everything I say!
Tidus: o_o
Lenne: o.o I just said too much, didn't I?
[Shuin opens his eyes]
Shuin: I feel like trout...
[Shuin spots Lenne and screams like a school girl and jumps on Tidus]
Shuin: Don't hurt me! I'll never act homosexual again!
Lenne: Where have we heard that before...?
[Someone taps Lenne on the shoulder, she turns around and Yuna punches her in the fact]
Shuin: Come, Tidus! We can make our great escape! :x
Tidus: Okay =D
[Tidus and Shuin run off down the street]
[Lenne gets up and sees Yuna is gone]
Lenne: Shuin...
Shuin: *gone*
Lenne: >_O! COME HERE AND TAKE YOUR BEATING LIKE MAN!
Some voice: Well, he DID dress in womens clothes.
Lenne: Whatever...
Some voice: Don't whatever me! I do know where Shuin has gone you know!
Lenne: Oh, yeah? Well tell me!
Some voice: My senses tell me he's ran off with a boy that looks just like him, and is in the process of knitting self-made pink dresses.
Lenne: O_O WHAT?! *faints*
Some voice: I only spoke the truth *cheesy grin*
So yes, Tidus and Shuin became the biggest cross-dressers in the world, didn't fall in love for they were both straight despite their cross-dressing habits, but stayed best friends forever and lived together in a mud hut next to the banks of a river.
To be continued...
