Some quotes to highlight the genius of Cid's frankness:

*When the team first hijack the Tiny Bronco*
Cid: "trout! The engine's been hit."
Cloud: "Emergency landing..."
Cid: "Hold onto your drawers ladies and don't piss in them!"


*Soon after Tifa stays in Mideel to stay with Cloud*
Cid: "Zzzzzz....hmph......zzzzz......"
Cid: "Huh? What? What happened?"
Barrett: "You've been chosen to be our new leader."
Cid: "Pain in the ass. Forget it."


*After Cloud explains at the Gold Saucer Hotel what is happening with the Black Materia and Sephiroth, a serious discussion!*
Vincent: "We should head back to our rooms now Cid...Cid?"
Cid: "Zzzzzzzzzzzz..........."