Have fun with this one
When Seph tears Jenova's sheilding away as he slowy speaks: What would you do for a klondite bar?
When Squall frist meets Rinoa on the train: Hey where is the John i got to take a magor piss.
next
Thing's Final Fantasy characters would never say!!!
Have fun with this one
When Seph tears Jenova's sheilding away as he slowy speaks: What would you do for a klondite bar?
When Squall frist meets Rinoa on the train: Hey where is the John i got to take a magor piss.
next
When Squall jumps in the blue convertable and speeds off to assasinate Edea he says to himself "trout! I already got 3 speeding violations...this ones gonna break my probation for sure
I like Kung-Fu.
After Sephiroth does the thing he does to aries (trying not to spoil it) he bellows "got milk?".
Cloud turns to Tifa and says "Im thinking of getting a mullet, they just look so cool!"
I think of more later.
It is I, Clin-ton!
Vincent Valentine, cool and unflappable, watches as (SPOILER)Ultima Weapon streaks off into the sky above the North Crater. He then turns to his comrades and utters in an icy tone...
"Holy ST dudes! Y'all see the SIZE o' that thing!?"
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way to mod whore.....
Irvine to Selphie on the train
Irvine: Got milk?
Selphie: ...
Yes, this is going to General Final Fantasy.
Oh, and I know this is a humor thread of sorts, but please mark spoilers. Not everyone knows of these certain times/events in the various games. Thank you.
Thing that kefka will never say:i said something normal,without a hord of woosley-ism-ism
*Amends earlier post*
FFVIII spoilers!
Squall, onboard the Ragnarok:
"Woo-hoo, we're flying! Booyaka!"
Ultimecia, just before her defeat:
"Time... it will not wait... no matter how hard you hold on. It escapes you... And...
...Rinoa, I am actually you!"
Barret:
"Bright green is SO my colour!"
Cloud:
"I'd really like a smaller sword..."
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Wedge (FF7) as he's falling off the Sector 7 pillar:
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!"
Aeris as Cloud (SPOILER)puts her in the water after she's dead.:
"I can't swim!"
Semi-spoilers...
-When Ultimecia pops into her final form...
Squall: Aww crap...
-Cloud (to Rufus): Wanna see my Sister Ray?
-Zell: I don't eat the hotdogs! I...uh...umm... ...Gimme me a footlong!
-Auron (to Lulu): Damn, you're sexy.
-After Kefka asks "Why do you yearn to live knowing you must die?" (or whatever it is he says...I haven't played FF6 in forever...)...
Locke: Because I wanna get mah freak on with my babe Celes!!! Yeah, baby, yeah!
-Barret: I pity tha' foo' that messes with me!
Kuja Highwind/Blackmage: Some guy that used to be active back around 2001... He almost made his way through Proto's Custom Title Tournament way back in the day...but almost only counts in horseshoes and grenades. Oh well.
Zidane: "I don't want to get in your pants Garnet, I want to foster a relationship where we can support each other emotionally and learn to appreciate each others strengths and help each other overcome our weaknesses."
Steiner: "Yes, my armor is indeed a bit rusty."
Yuffie: "Let's share everything!"
Locke: "That's thief, NOT treasure hunter!"
Squall: "Guys, can we talk?"
Black Mage: "Peace and love to everyone."
*UNMARKED SPOILERS COMING!*
- When Squall gets impaled by Edea's icicles at the end of FF8 Disc 1, he says "Didn't a similar thing happen at the end of FF7 Disc 1 as well?"
- This is not my own idea, but I saw it in someone's signature. In that scene where Irvine's doing Edea's assassination operation, Squall says: "Look, Irvine, I didn't like Seifer either, but you were SUPPOSED to shoot the Sorceress!"
- When Yuna and Seymour get married and Seymour gets to kiss the bride, he says: "Would this be a bad moment to say that I'm gay?"
- When Tidus is hugging Yuna for the last time in FFX ending, Yuna screams "I'm flying! Jack, I'm flying! Oh crap, this is even more cliched than Titanic."
- When Cloud drives the motorcycle through the Shinra window (FF7 Disc 1): "Yeah! I'm Tom Cruise! Now gimme shades and some Mission Impossible music!"
People dislike FFIX because they're horrible idiots. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
"One-Winged Angel" is far and away the best final boss song ever
composed. - Kawaii Ryűkishi
Things that you would never hear them say:
"I'll use Exit to escape and catch up with Cecil! He won't have to rescue me!" ~Rosa (tied up in the Tower of Zot)
"I'll stop being a little wuss and start saving and taking care of myself. I'll also go to school and grow up!" ~Rinoa
"I'll stop being so nicey-nice to evil people." ~Yuna
Cloud, after using Omnislash:
"Hm...needs more slashes."
Any FFX character with a voice:
"Hey, Tidus."
cloud when aeris is you know...
"aww this leaves just Tifa and Yuffie"
Red XIII 500 years later...
"if i was the last then how did yu lot get here??"
Aeris's ghost in church...
"why didn't you bury me??..."
Sephiroth at death by cloud...
"wait!!...can't we work sumthin out where could both benefit??"
Dagger to Zidane
"yu sure yu don't want butter on your sandwich??"(try work that one out)
Dagger to Zidane
"throw me....throw me like the name suggests"
Tidus to everyone
"don't yu respect me??"
Tidus to himself
"i really am the worst lead character so far!!"
Barret to Dyne
"my gun's bigger than your's!!"
Cloud to Mukki
"o...o...o...okay!!"
Cecil to Rydia
"damn yu aged quick!!"
Squall to Rinoa
"Quistis is really the right woman for me!!"
Squall to Angelo
"Rinoa's mine now,okay??"
Hojo to Aeris
"I'll run some tests then ask yu out!!"
Rikku to anyone
"yu say the dumbest things ya big meanie!!"
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