Thing's Final Fantasy characters would never say!!!

[Sefie1999AD]

LOL, Phoenix 17!

*SPOILERS!



Jecht: "I am your father!"
Tidus: "No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
Jecht: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Come with me. Together we can ride Sin as father and son!"
Tidus: "No! No! No!" (jumps down into a bottomless pit)

Tellah: "You spoony bard!"
Edward: "There is no spoon!"

Rufus Shinra: "I'll do my best to maintain world peace and rule the world so that everyone would be happy."

Sephiroth to Hojo: "Hi, daddy!"

NORG: "hAvE u sEen jAbBA thE hUt? hE lOoKs a lOT lIkE mE! bTw i sPEaK liKe n00b!"

Cid Highwind (FF7): "Listen Shera. I will marry you, and then I'll stop swearing and smoking."

Ultimecia: "Curse all SeeDs!"

Quina: "Let's debate: which gender am I?"

Amarant: "Wait for me! We need to help each other to win this battle!"

Kefka: "Alright, you're right. It was wrong to poison Doma just like that."

Tifa: "My breasts? I got them via plastic surgery."

Butz: "Don't you think I'm a little perverted for travelling with three chicks and each of them is a princess?"

Squall at SeeD graduation ball: "Dance with me?"

Yuna: "My voice actor sucks!"

Wakka: "Tidus, yo wassup my man!! Let's go hit on Rikku together, ya? She's da Al Bhed bomb! I luv Al Bhed, you know!"